I went to an underwhelming pho restaurant in Madrid (see Pho Madrid: No Me Gusta). I went to the novel sushi train restaurant twice (see TPOL’s Tip: Arrive Early to Avoid Sushi Terrorists). And I went to the Hong Kong, Japan, China combo restaurant as well (see A Taste of China, Hong Kong, and Japan…in Madrid). To cap off my local Asian food in Spain experience, I went to Shogun, an upscale Japanese BBQ.
Hibiki
Having consumed enough red wine in the last few weeks (see Best Tapas Madrid: No Budget Cuts Here), I decided to switch to whiskey. When in Madrid, Japan, that can only mean one thing: Hibiki.
Set Menu
There are two set menus: One that is expensive. And one that is more expensive. Since it is unlikely that I am going to return to Madrid, Japan in the future, I went with option B. Here’s what I received:
Appetizers
EdamameFancier than your local sushi joint.
Madrid, Japan Croquettes
GyozaGyoza con Panda
Udon Soup
The Beef
I came for the beef and I paid more to receive the best cuts of Kobe.
Quality goes from left to right.Look at that Kobe marbling.The BBQ
The directions were simple. Put it on the grill. Take it off the grill. Enjoy life.
Dessert
Sadly, it was over far too quickly. Dessert was plum liquor and sweets.
Overall
You may be wondering, how much did it cost? The less expensive menu is 47 euros per person. The upgrade is 82.50 euros per person. With two Hibikis, I spent $200.
TPOL’s Tip: Shogun is located at C. de Málaga, 3, 28003 Madrid, Spain.
What do you do when you finally leave the cozy Madrid neighborhood of Chamberí? First, you go to a great restaurant. I went to Taberna El Rincon Madrid for spectacular tenderloin (see Espectacular Carne, Callos, Y Vino).
Full, but not feeling fat, it was not yet time to go home. It was time to go hopping from bar to bar.
TPOL’s Tip: Taberna El Rincon Madrid is located at Calle del Duque de Medinaceli, 12
Madrid 28014
Stop 1: La Dolores
Exit Taberna and go right. There you will find La Dolores. The place is packed with atmosphere and history.
I prefer ordering the small beers.TPOL’s Tip: La Dolores is located at Pl. Jesús, 4, 28012 Madrid, Spain
Stop 2: Trocha
Slightly fatigued, I popped into Trocha for an espresso. Since it is the home of the caipirinha, I had to have one.
After caffeine and caipirinha, I was convinced that I would resume trumpet lessons upon my return to Puerto Rico. The next day that desire wore off.
TPOL’s Tip: Trocha is located at C. de las Huertas, 55, 28014 Madrid, Spain
Stop 3: La Esquina
The final stop was La Esquina. After red wine, beer, and liquor, it was only natural to switch to white.
That’s where Vegas got that line.
While I wanted to keep the party going, we were promptly shown the door at 1AM.
TPOL’s Tip: La Esquina is located at C. de las Huertas, 70, 28014 Madrid, Spain
Overall
The intersection of Calle de Jesus and Calle de las Huertas is a great place for food and drinks.
How is it possible that I have been writing this blog for 9 years? Besides being a life-long student, I have not done anything else for this long. For this birthday post, I would like you to get to know me more. Accordingly, I have picked 10 posts starting in 2014 from The Professor category, the place where TPOL rants and raves about everything and everyone.
2014No One Listens to the ProfessorOlder and angrier, I am ever more consumed with frustrations on just about everything and am never shy to voice my opinion, even if by force.2015 Real Writers Don’t Use SmileysIf blogging is regarded as the lowest form of journalism, then smileys are the lowest form of expression.2016 “Click Here!” How Blogs Make $Caution: you are about to enter a no spin zone that details how blogs make money. Actually, I’m already lying since most blogs do not make anything.2017I’m Not Tipping Uber Either!If you’re an Uber driver and hate your job, then get a new job. Don’t make passengers feel uncomfortable by asking or implying that a tip would be appreciated. (And, yes I used to be a taxi driver.)2018Remember That Time TPOL Moved to Mongolia?It was the 1st of August. And it was 2014. That was the day I made the Mistake of Moving to Mongolia. (And no, that’s not me drunk, passed out in the stairwell.)2019I Don’t Tip at Lounges EitherI don’t feel bad for not tipping.2020Happy New Year from TPOL: The Year & Hindsight Is 2020Hindsight is 20/20 and the year is 2020. Looking back at this decade, I’ve made three mistakes. While those mistakes left me busted, I have made three great decisions to make up for it.2021 Are You Guilty of Traveling Under the Social Influence?These days everyone seems to talk about how they are waiting for life to return to normal so they can travel again. I nod in affirmation but smugly think to myself, “Travel again? Where did you go before the pandemic?”2022Inventing Anna v. TPOL: Do You Know Who I Am?
After watching the show, I had the following questions:
What level of research do you think hotels do before you arrive? I doubt they research TPOL but if they did, I can only imagine what hotels think (see Have You Ever Not Complained?).
Why am I not in the ‘database’ for VIP connections in the big city? supra #2
Do you tip the concierge in 100’s? I don’t tip at all, not even Uber Eats. supra #2
“Why would we leave the hotel?” Which of your favorite bloggers does that sound like?
Who had the better hustle – Tinder, Swindler, or Anna? The answer is TPOL.
2023 TPOL in Madrid: Why A Second Residency?At some point, my hobbies in Puerto Rico turned into obligations. Now, I need a break from them. I don’t apologize for this smug statement. It wasn’t long ago that yours truly was living in exile in Mongolia. Back then, I thought that suffering was a natural part of life. I attribute my feeling of perpetual guilt in moments of pleasure to my Catholic Arab upbringing which I have endeavored to renounce. Maybe that’s the real reason why I’m not going to visit that church in Madrid. Perhaps that is why I can finally do nothing and not apologize for doing so.
And there you have it, 9 years of the Professor schooling everyone.
They do love me. Even if it’s only a handful of people, I would to thank the TPOL March Madness entrants by, once again, offering a free flight to (not from) Puerto Rico to the winner of the bracket. The winner will have one year from April 8th to book the ticket.
Come talk shit in PR.
*Family members excluded
** $250 cap on cost of flight.
Looking for a free flight to PR? You should’ve joined last year’s bracket. This year you get nothing for winning. Join anyway here.
No free flight to Baghdad for you.
Nothing.
Here’s why:
Every year I set up a bracket challenge. Every year I give away a free flight to Puerto Rico. Every year no one comes (see Last Call: Giveaway to Puerto Rico). This year I am not giving away anything. Enter if you want to talk shit about how you beat TPOL in March Madness. Or don’t.
Here’s the link! If you want to come visit, pay for your own damn ticket.
And if you want to complain about click-bait headline, please do so in the comments below. I’ll be sure to respond to your Duke@hotmail.com fake address.
In November 2017, I wrote the post: Good News: Virgin Atlantic Card Approved, Bad News: The 24k Spend. In November 2018, I wrote: Keep Vs. Cancel: Virgin Atlantic Card. In it I said, “I transferred MR’s using Amex’s 30% bonus to reach the 120k threshold for a RT to Japan on ANA first from the east coast. Now that the card is closed, the only thing left to do is book my trip. I’ve been to Tokyo, Kyoto, and Osaka. While I would like to see other cities, I wouldn’t mind going back, especially if I can stay at the St. Regis Osaka again.”
On March 5th, I told Ms. TPOL that we have no immediate plans to go to Japan either for a TPOL trip or for a residency (see Vote Where TPOL Moves AFTER Albania…And I’ll Go!). I said that we’ve been hanging on the Virgin points for so long that they’ll be devalued by the time we’re ready to go.
On March 7th, my premonition came true. The 120k first-class round trip to Japan was gone (see Virgin Atlantic Flying Club Devalues ANA Awards). The new cost to fly first from the east coast is 170k.
I only have myself to blame for hoarding these points for five years. At the same time, I no longer care as much about the novelty of flying first as I did before. Once Alaska devalued the Emirates first redemption, I began to accept that aspirational awards on certain carriers would become increasingly challenging. I shifted my focus from getting to point A to point C with a stopover in point B stylistically (see Emirates First Class to Shanghai: Don’t Stop the Party) to getting from point A to point B, C, D, E, F efficiently i.e., using round the world and other clever booking tricks (see Revealed: An Insane Use of The United ‘Free’ One way (Part 1 & Part 2)). The last round-the-world trip I flew 25,000 miles in business to too many destinations (see 25,000 Mile RTW Trip Including Iraq Booked!). While the logistics are noteworthy, I don’t think anyone was jealous of my LOT business class flight from JFK to WAW (see LOT JFK-WAW: It’s How You Finish) or my 8 business class flights on Turkish (see Vilnius to IST: Turkish Flight Review 1 out of 8).
This brings me back to the Virgin devaluation. It would have been nice to plan my Japan residency and use these to arrive and depart in style. But sometimes I miss out on redemptions. And that’s ok.
Try this place. Hardcore madrileños only. No tourists. I challenge you to find better callos anywhere. The place has been there for like 100 years.
That’s the sort of recommendation that made me leave my Chamberí neighborhood and head to Huerta, another barrio of Madrid (see Saturday Night in Huerta). It is the authentic local endorsement for which I have been searching. So, how did it measure up?
Tourists
The issue when a place has been around for 100 years is the inevitable arrival of tourists. So long as the proprietor maintains the quality and tradition that made it great in the first place, it is not a red flag to see non-locals. When the menu is on a placard with flags from different countries, that is a good warning that it is time to move on.
During my visit, there was a good mix of Spaniards and people from around the world. Vino
In Madrid, it is not worth ordering a bottle (see Best Tapas Madrid: No Budget Cuts Here). The house wine is good enough.
I asked for two cups and ended up with a baby bottle.
After finishing the small bottle, I asked for something with more power – ‘mas duro’, to compliment my steak order. C. Valduero 1 Cepa, also served by the glass, was one of the best wines from Ribera del Duero I’ve had (see Guns & Butter: Ribera Del Duero, Madrid Travel Guide (Vino Edition)).
The wine and food menu.Callos
My friend challenged me to find better callos. The problem is that I had no idea what callos were. A Google translate revealed that it was tripe. TPOL and tripe do not get along. I do not care for it in any form, even in a bowl of pho. This was different. The callos were served in a zesty stew, typical of an Arabic dish. None was left. Pan
A note on bread. In my tapas post, I wrote how generous bars and restaurants are in providing free food. This is not true when it comes to bread. They charged me for it at Ten Con Ten (see Ten Con Ten Madrid vs. City Hall Scottsdale), and they charged for it here. That’s an interesting difference between Spanish and American restaurants.
Don’t fill up on potato chips and olives.The breadsticks are extra.
Carne Roja a la Parrilla
Take all the Spanish courses you want, but most will not teach you the words on the menu (see TPOL The Polyglot: A Better Way to Learn Multiple Languages). Arrogance in assuming you know what a dish is will also backfire. To make sure that I was receiving cuts of beef, I Googled ‘lomo de ternera’ and checked the restaurant’s English website for the picture.
Being honest and modest in your language aptitude is better than being bold and presumptuous and ending up with fried chicken feet. This time I won and won big. This was the best beef cuts, rivaling City Hall Scottsdale (see Ten Con Ten Madrid vs. City Hall Scottsdale) at a fraction of the price. Overall
Go here and hope there is a table. TPOL’s Tip: Taberna El Rincon Madrid is located at Calle del Duque de Medinaceli, 12
Madrid 28014
There’s KYC and then there’s go to bed with your customer. If you thought that Barclays was over-the-top for its business application (see Barclays AA Business Aviator App: History Repeats Itself), what do you make of these requirements?
Proof of business ownership or authorization to borrow on behalf of the business (e.g. corporate resolution, organization’s meeting minutes, articles of incorporation, articles of organization or certificate of incorporation).
Verification of the legal structure of the business. Verification may include Articles of Inc/Articles of Org/Cert of Trade Name/Partnership agreement. For Non-Profit, provide primary mission (U.S or International) & legal classification (e.g. 501(c)(3)).
Your two most recent years of federal personal tax returns with all schedules. If you filed a tax extension, please provide a copy of your most recent W2 forms or, for sole proprietorships, an internally prepared year-end profit and loss statement.
Would Donald send all this in just to get 70k points?