Making Mistakes in Booking Mistake Fares

Ah the Danish, what a lovely people. It’s 2nd and goal from the 2 yard line and instead of handing off the ball you decide to go for glory by double checking your calendar, going to seatguru for recs of where to sit, and double back because you’d rather fly Lufthansa first than United first. Now that you have the perfect play set to go, you fumble for a card that needs some love to hit the minimum spend and start fantasizing about how great it will be to fly first-class for $100 instead of $8000+, not to mention that it doesn’t require any points. Error What happened? Let me try this again. Maybe seat 2A wasn’t available. Error  Greed is the downfall for all. Those that tried to be too clever instead of going with Beast Mode are kicking themselves for not capitalizing on what potentially could be a next to nothing round trip to London. When TPG tweets, “mistake fare” your only reaction should be book. Where, when, how, with whom, is all irrelevant. Not only do these mistake fares disappear within minutes of showing up but also the chances of the airline honoring the fares is 50/50. Furthermore, if you did book LHR to DTW and realized that nobody wants to go to Michigan, you can still cancel within 24 hours at no penalty. So for those who feel a bit deflated after missing out on that opportunity, fret not, there’s still great deals by selecting Antigua and going from DTW to ORD.Capture      

True Detective: The Case of [Un]Lucky’s Mom’s Purse

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Unless you have been flying coach, you probably have heard of the golden boy, Lucky’s blog, called One Mile at a Time. Indeed, Lucky and a hand full of other prominent bloggers initiated me into the underworld of points. That is why today I was irritated when I heard that his mother had been robbed at the W Barcelona. Here is my understanding of the facts: The details are creepy but essentially a confidence man approached Lucky’s mom at the hotel while Lucky was working in the room. He had a curious conversation about his flight from Dubai to Singapore that coincidentally Lucky and his mom were also on. From there it gets stranger as the man invites Lucky’s mom for some coffee, an innocent request on its face. She returned to the room and informed Lucky of the circumstances and he advised her to stay away. Lucky heads out for the evening. His mom is in the room when she hears a knock on the door. Sure enough it’s the weird man again who relentlessly asks her to come out to dinner. Annoyed at his presence and wanting to be rid of him, she goes with him to the lobby where he insists on taking her for dinner. Citing the weather, she says that even if she did want to go out she couldn’t because it was a bit chilly outside. The weird man who is growing ever weirder says he will buy her a coat and return to take her out. Apprehensive, Lucky’s mom heads back to the room and locks the doors. Interestingly, the phone keeps ringing and it is assumed it was the man calling. Lucky’s mom refuses to answer. Lucky eventually returns to the room and finds the key no longer works. Security has to let him in His mom was asleep but her purse has gone missing. What gives? First, I am relieved that Lucky’s mom is fine. I could only imagine what my mom would do in such a situation. Having said that, I would posit that this heist was not random but premeditated. There are too many peculiarities that the True Detective must analyze.

  • The Target: It is my opinion that Lucky not his mother was the target of this heist. The plan was to get Lucky’s mom out of the room and rob Lucky blind while both of them were out.
  • The Stolen Property, the purse: The details of this are still unclear. Lucky goes on to say that his mom allowed the stranger to enter the room and use the bathroom before accompanying him to the lobby. Could it have been lifted during this time?
  • The Plan
    • The soft target: Lucky’s mom: The weird man fabricated the fantastic story of being on the same flight as Lucky and his mom in order to put her at ease. As others have pointed out, it seems rather likely that the man tracked Lucky’s trip via social media and was lying in wait for his arrival. With a picture profile of Lucky, he was able to wait for him to arrive at the W, make a positive ID on his mother then wait for Lucky to leave before engaging her in conversation.
    • The room number: It really isn’t difficult to ascertain the room number of a hotel guest. I’m always happy when a hotel doesn’t follow protocol and gives me my friend or family’s room number so I can send them something or just show up as a surprise. Hotels should only offer to connect you to the room without disclosing the number. In any event, if this was the planned plot that I suspect that it was then another participant could have surreptitiously followed Lucky to his room to find out where it was.
    • The room key: Assuming the purse wasn’t stolen from her person, it must have been taken from the room. Here’s how the perpetrators could have gained access.
      • “I forgot my key in the room, my name is, my room number is…” amazingly works without showing of ID or by saying simple details like a birth date.
      • The key was stolen.
      • The key was copied.
        • This is the most probable explanation. When a key card is created at a hotel and is replaced, the original card no longer works and the new card becomes the only means of accessing the room. This scenario is consistent with Lucky’s account of events who discovers that his key isn’t working when he returns to the room in the evening.
    • The Phone Calls: Lucky presumes that it was the man who kept calling the room which lines up with my theory. The man was trying his best to get Lucky’s mom out of the room so his co-conspirator would have unbridled access to the room.
  • Missing Piece 
    • It seems that surveillance will solve this riddle quite quickly. Did someone besides Lucky and his mom gain access to the room? If not then that doesn’t disprove my theory that the original target was Lucky. Remember, we are assuming the man kept calling the room in an effort to get Lucky’s mom to join him.
    • It wouldn’t have shocked me had Lucky’s mom went out for dinner that the stranger would’ve furthered the scam by giving her back her purse claiming he magically found it.
  • Inside Job? 
    • I doubt it.
  • My Theory
    • Thieves knew Lucky was coming to W Barcelona, how he was getting there, and who he was traveling with. They lied in wait for their arrival. One guy tracked Lucky to the room to ascertain the room number. The other made friendly conversation with Lucky’s mom about Lucky’s hobby thereby gaining the degree of trust needed to enter her room later in the evening.
    • The purse was stolen during this time.
    • The weird man tried to get Lucky’s mom to go to dinner. She refused. This is where the plot was foiled. Had she complied, someone would’ve had complete access to the room. This would’ve been possible either because they had Lucky’s mom’s key or because they managed to convince the front desk to get them a new one.
  • Lesson 
    • While bloggers are hardly celebrities, they are soft targets. Public social media makes you an easy target especially when anyone and everyone knows who you are. This gives the opportunity to plot a pretty elementary scheme to take advantage of the information that you have volunteered.
  • My Advice 
    • Put the room under an assumed name. Make it a point to have the hotel note that access to the room should not be given without proper identification.
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Winter Beerfest A-Brewin

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Hold tight everyone. I know that you are anxiously waiting for the Academy Awards of Brew to begin but late word of new entrants have made starting the contest on time impossible. This weekend a local craft brew festival is a-brewin in a small town in these United States and ThePointsOfLife will be on the red carpet ushering in one micro after another. Indie films like Little Miss Sunshine came out of the Sundance Film Festival so who is to say that the best beer throughout the galaxy won’t be discovered in this small town’s celebration. In the interest of science, I beg of you to be patient and wait for all the ballots to be counted. If the event is a success, you may have to wait a few more days in order for me to be of sound mind to make an accurate assessment. Cheers, TPOL Capture    

Is Expedia’s ‘No Excuses’ Ad Promoting Our Hobby?

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I actually have a lot of unused vacation days but where am I going to go? I just don’t have the money to travel right now. I usually just go back home to see my parents so I can’t exactly go globetrotting. If I had friends to go with I’d go but I don’t want to travel by myself. Someday… There are no more excuses. Find the hotel you want, and the flight you want and we’ll find the savings to get you there. The ad resonates with me as a points journeyman and world explorer not because I took my own advice and gave myself infinite vacation days but because the message is true: there are no more excuses. Scan any Prior2Boarding or BoardingArea blogger’s website and all the tools necessary to make the Expedia dream come true are right there at your fingertips. The notable difference between Expedia and us is our definition of savings or in this case additions: Lounge access: Check First-class: Check Room upgrade: Check DSC05626          

SQ Givenchy Pajamas: By Air, By Land

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A niche topic of no interest to anyone except for particular travelers is when to change into the airline issued pajamas while in flight. Googling “When to change into pajamas on an airplane” yields 1,580,000 million results.

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What is the SEO optimization phrase for such a query, I wonder.
This will not be post 1,580,001 though I will not call out anyone who wants to spend half an afternoon calculating, analyzing, and subsequently posting on the optimal time to change into pj’s on a plane. Anything that advances the science of flying whether it be another post of champagne on a plane or snakes on a plane shouldn’t be dismissed simply because it is redundant. Losing your virginity in business class is a rite of passage that is unique and special to each of us even if the resulting report appears to be a carbon copy of everyone else’s. Having said that, I always enjoy a twist on these typical topics which is why some of my Hotel Reviews are written the way they are. (see Park Hyatt Sydney) With the conclusion of Sunday’s sermon on the need for tolerance for fellow bloggers’ right to write whatever they want without passive aggressive postings by others hypocritical bloggers who do the same, it’s time to discuss the subject at hand: pajamas on a plane. singapore airlines givenchy pajamas For me, it’s not when you put your pajamas on but the appropriate time to change back into your suit and tie. Is it when you hear the captain’s announcement, “Flight attendants please prepare the cabin for arrival.” Not for me. I keep the Givenchy’s on through immigration, out of the airport, all the way to my final destination. The stares I receive from other passengers and airport security are the same as fans who can’t help but gawk at larger than life celebrities. “That guy flew SQ suite-class, wow.” My insistence on wearing the SQ garb and milking the celebrity of the greatest pajamas known to man extends beyond the airport. I wear them to the gym, to the bar, and to dining establishments both high-end and low. Incidentally, the only time I don’t wear the pajamas is to bed because they are made of some thermal warming fiber capable of warding off Mongolian freezing temperatures. Such is my love for these pajamas that I went to the Givenchy store in Hong Kong to purchase another pair. The salesperson smugly looked at me and said, “We don’t sell pajamas,” clearly demonstrating how little she knew about high fashion. Today my concern (as I write this post from a coffee shop sporting my over-worn jammies), is how to acquire another pair. Though I’ve flown first-class on many airlines who offer more amenities than Singapore, none have come close to offering the couture of SQ. Here’s to hoping that Amex comes out with another 100k offer.
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What’s the point of a shower on board when you have to change into substandard pajamas?
     

Get Swoll: A Repat’s Guide to Returning Healthy

As an expat living abroad presented many challenges:

Returning to the United States, the biggest challenge is how to not go out of my mind from utter boredom. At the same time, an advantage of my temporary stay in the US witness protection program is an opportunity to get back to the fundamentals of living healthy. In Mongolia, the gym was a Soviet-esque bunker with mismatched weights and strange characters who took breaks from squats to play the Mongolia cello. healthy diet at work The grocery store was a haggler’s paradise. Cabbage could cost $.50 one day then $3 the next if you either didn’t arrive with exact change or weren’t savvy enough to shop around. Day-to-day grocery shopping was more exciting than playing the commodities future market. And if you do find the right item at the right price, then snatch it up quickly because it is guaranteed that it won’t be there next time and the time after. Anyone still want to move to Mongolia? But enough of my Tall Tales from Mongolia life, this post is about appreciating how easy it is to get swoll when living in the United Sates. All you need are two things:
  1. the diet
  2. a gym
The Diet I have grown to resent my friends who live in the US and complain about their inability to get in shape because they are too busy working at their cubicle to adhere to a healthy diet at work. Why do I show them no compassion? First, why haven’t they read the book? Second, the US has this magical marketplace called Costco and Amazon that streamline the process of buying groceries at absurdly cheap prices. Even with this, maybe these subscribers of cubicle-sim truly don’t have the time to prepare dinner every day, maybe they don’t want to wake up for breakfast or prepare themselves a lunch. I’ve long known the solution for these excuse makers. It’s called Egg Whites International. Egg Whites International will ship you pure liquid, refrigerated egg whites straight to your door with prices comparable to buying the 6 pack of egg whites from Costco. The difference between these whites and those of Costco is the ability to drink them straight out of the pump. They have absolutely no taste, have zero risk of Salmonella, and can be completely digested safely by the human body. I’ve been purchasing liquid egg whites from this company for so long that the CEO Mac personally emailed me when I was in Mongolia wondering why I hadn’t reupped on my usual order. Back in the US, I ordered 4 gallons of whites and am all set to get after it. healthy diet at work For all you cubicle-ist excuse makers out there, here’s the daily diet that can change your life. (ThePointsOfLife is not a physician. Though his father and sister are, the house of learned doctors does not include him. He is, of course, an attorney, so the disclaimer: consult a physician before trying the diet must be provided.) The Cubicle-Ism Diet (Trademark 2015. All rights reserved.) Breakfast 6 squirts of liquid egg whites, 1.5 scoops of whey protein Lunch  see breakfast, add a cup of raw broccoli  Afternoon Snack  1 scoop of whey protein, broccoli optional  Dinner  6oz chicken breast, 1 cup of broccoli  Late Snack  Protein shake + did someone say broccoli?  Refeed Day  Every third day, combine dinner and your late snack for whatever your carb heart desires. I go with 2 foot long sandwiches from Subway. They give me all the carbs I need and are not so delicious that I’m tempted to eat there every day. Is that too much synthetic protein?  Personally, I try to avoid protein powders because I’d rather get my protein from tuna, chicken breast, and other lean proteins but this is the Cubicle-Ism Diet and acting like an uncreative robot both at work and while eating is required.
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Leave the cubicle and leave the protein powder too.
The Gym This is worth spending all but two seconds on because the US doesn’t have a shortage of affordable gyms. Go find one. Even with the shiny new key tag from L.A. Fitness the conforming cubicle-ist is unrelenting in complaining that he doesn’t have time to go to the gym. Going on your lunch hour is feasible and recommended but if you have an excuse for not doing that, then go immediately after work. What about happy hour?  Exactly, you do have time to go. And if you’re tired, it’s called NO-Xplode. healthy diet at work Stop being a dough boy and get your life together. That way when you do move to Azerbaijan you give yourself a chance to adapt to whatever gyms, diets, and who knows what else comes your way.          

Flight Review: Air China PEK-BKK in Bidness

This is part of the Trip Report So Long Mongolia, Hello SE Asia (December-January 2015) which covers:

Catch up by reading the preview, The Banana Pancake Trail to Myanmar Starts This Monday, then the overview, Thailand, Myanmar, Hong Kong, Disney, Home, where the game time decision was made to leave Mongolia for good.
You may be asking yourself, does this guy love Air China or what? The answer is a resounding no. But if you are in Mongolia you only have a few choices out of that place: Korean, Aeroflot, Air China, and the Mongolian ripoff airlines of MIAT and Hunnu. Due to these limited choices, the points flyer is left with little choice as to how to make his exit. This time I used the undervalued and overlooked currency of 25,000 LifeMiles + $200 to escape. Peasant class wasn’t available for points so I splurged for bidness. The alternative was to pay $800 one-way for MIAT via Hong Kong in coach. After the underwhelming flight from ULN-PEK I had zero expectations for the flight to Bangkok. Despite delays leaving Beijing, I was pleasantly surprised by the hard product (Boeing 777-200) and service on this flight.
No smog but still delayed.
No smog but still delayed.
My seat.
My seat.
Not my seat.
Not my seat.
Curiously there weren't any IFE's.
Curiously there wasn’t an IFE system.
a screen shot of a tablet
Unless you count this ghetto IFE
A tradition unlike any other.
A tradition unlike any other.
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不好
汤, 很好吃
汤, 很好吃
Jack and MAX!  怎么说jack daniels?
Jack and MAX!
怎么说jack daniels?
What is tighting lotion?
What is tighting lotion?
That’s all folks!

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Air China Business Class Lounge Beijing: Out of the Cold, Into the Smog

This is part of the Trip Report So Long Mongolia, Hello SE Asia (December-January 2015) which covers:

Catch up by reading the preview, The Banana Pancake Trail to Myanmar Starts This Monday, then the overview, Thailand, Myanmar, Hong Kong, Disney, Home, where the game time decision was made to leave Mongolia for good.
If the appropriate adjective to describe Mongolia is dreary, then the correct adjective to describe Beijing is smoggy. If you somehow manage to make it past the blinding fog and sneak your way past the immigration queue at the Peking Airport then make your way to the Air China Business Class Lounge Beijing. There you will find all the goodies that every lounge should have. What else is there to say?
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Welcome to the Air China Business Class Lounge Beijing
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It’s nice because it’s a mezzanine overlooking the terminal
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View of the Wing @gary
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That’s me taking pics of the food while I get weird looks.
a trays of food in a buffet
Fried rice yay, shrimp unheated, nay
a bowl of dumplings
Dumplings yay
a bottle of wine on a table
Worst wine in the world, nay
a wine bottle on a counter
Unmanned bar, yay

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Is 7 Nights in Tahiti Too Long?

Chalk this post up to one of those irritable click-bait reads where an undeserving points churner asks a question only to garner attention. Now that I have your attention, let me discuss the real reason for this post: caveat emptor. I originally booked two nights at the Hilton Bora Bora and two nights at the Intercontinental Bora Bora for end of January. Obviously, I did not get to go on the trip. I explained the complications for trying to cancel the Hilton reservation where 190,000 HHonors points were forfeited because the system didn’t process my cancellation. Call after call to customer service, hang up and try and try again, yielded nothing. Finally I wrote a letter to the hotel personally and followed up today by calling HHonors guest services. Someone reasonable came on the line and emailed me a confirmation that my points would be refunded. Independently, the hotel also emailed to apologize and also processed the refund. The whole set of circumstances had me nauseous. Could you imagine losing 2 nights in Tahiti because you assumed that the refund would eventually go through? I’ve booked many hotels on Hilton and have run into this technical glitch but eventually it corrected itself. Although this goes without saying, going forward I will be more paranoid of taking screenshots, double checking for cancellation emails, and writing down record locator numbers. The laziness from not doing so isn’t worth all the stress. Now that the trip is delayed, I will be using the bird to get me two anniversary nights from my Citi Reserve cards. That along with another 95k HHonors already in my account + IHG gives me the option of living in French Polynesia for 7 nights. That just seems too long but at least I have that option. Yours truly, The spoiled, grateful, careless points blogger Capture    

Air China Business Class: My Moses from Mongolia

This is part of the Trip Report So Long Mongolia, Hello SE Asia (December-January 2015) which covers:

Catch up by reading the preview, The Banana Pancake Trail to Myanmar Starts This Monday, then the overview, Thailand, Myanmar, Hong Kong, Disney, Home, where the game time decision was made to leave Mongolia for good.
Perhaps the title borderlines on dramatic but I challenge you to spend a winter in Mongolia and find a more suitable one. The unexpected Exodus which is part of the So Long Mongolia, Hello SE Asia (December-January 2015) Trip Report begins, as it must, with another visit to the highly rated Ulaanbaatar Business Class Lounge (click the link, you will be disappointed). The Air China business class flight from Ulaanbaatar to Beijing is only 2 hours so I’m not going to take up too much of your time with photos and descriptions of what every airplane looks like. Indeed, this is the case for all my Flight Reviews where only the memorable ones are submitted for your pleasure. Having said that, I feel it’s appropriate to document this flight because of its significance of which at the time I was unaware e.g., I was leaving Mongolia for good.
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One step for Alex, one step for all mankind .
Bye bye Mongolia
Bye bye Mongolia
The plane had seats, they weren’t too comfortable, and the pizza was meh. The Jack and Pepsi was great. That is all.
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Seats
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