TPOL is in Miami right now shirking his New Year’s resolution to stop traveling. I was supposed to go back to the City tomorrow but a quick check of the weather provided a strong disincentive to do so. Before I came to Florida, I booked multiple flights on Southwest using points which can be cancelled at any time with no penalty. Judging by the weather in NY, I’d say that speculatively booking the additional flights was the right move. Those of us with no airline status don’t have this luxury when booking on other airlines. This benefit is something that shouldn’t be overlooked, especially when the cold, dull days of winter in New York are upon us. Another added perk of flying Southwest is the ability to check in my golf clubs for free. Since the New Year is here and I have 3 more free rounds of Citi Prestige golf, I may never go back.
Simply The Best: TPOL in 2015
2015 is in the books and here are the top 10 most viewed posts from the year. It’s interesting which posts receive plenty of attention and which ones do not. 10. My Response to United CEO Munoz’s Letter to Me 9. 77,000 Trip Heard Round the World 8. Buyer’s Relief: Cancelled Etihad Apartments 7. Where to Party: New Year’s Eve 2016 6. Dancin’ in Finnair Business: JFK-HEL 5. Why I Didn’t Cancel My Amex SPG 4. I’m Done with Manufactured Spending 3. My Response to AA Ceo Parker’s Letter to Me 2. Chase Sapphire: No Retention Offer Again 1. JAL Dreamliner Review: An American Marvel: SAN-NRT
TPOL Where You At? Travel Plans 2016
TPOL is on the road right now. After going to the Citrus Bowl and seeing the absolute beat down by the mighty Michigan Wolverines, TPOL headed down I-95 to Miami. Actually, he took the Sun Pass toll road. That explains my absence for the last couple of days. Now that I’m here, I’m strongly debating taking the Florida bar exam and as the famous proverb goes, taking my talents to South Beach. Here are my confirmed travel plans for 2016. Unfortunately, my newly minted Hyatt Diamond won’t get me a suite at the Park Hyatt in Marrakesh this year since the hotel delayed it’s opening till 2017.
- Tahiti Triumph (May 2016): Dubai, Shanghai, Tahiti, Auckland, and Bangkok. How I will get home is a question for another day.
- Whose Land? Iceland (June 2016): Before the Club Carlson devaluation I booked 4 nights in Iceland which would be country #78 after Tahiti. The trip then rolls to the Park Hyatt Moscow which better not disappoint as I’ve delayed it enough.
- That Champagne Lifestyle (August 2016): British had a sale. TPOL booked. And that’s how I’m going to Milan and South of France.
- New York (All of 2016): TPOL moved to New York in December. Here are his stories. (until he moves to Miami)
- BCS Playoffs: December 31st: I will be going to see Michigan in the BCS playoff game on New Years Eve.
Simply The Best: December 2015
And somehow it’s 2015. And like Mike & Mike TPOL is back and better than ever. Here’s the best posts from December 2015:
- Emirates Shower Class Booked en Route to Tahiti
- EgyptAir: Warning Economy Class Review
- Why I Didn’t Cancel My Amex SPG
- Hyatt Sharm el-Sheikh Wants My Stool Sample
- Park Hyatt New York: Consistently Inconsistent
- Be Our Guest: Etihad First Class 777 Abu Dhabi to Los Angeles
- Le Meridien Pyramids: View of a Lifetime
Dear LaGuardia: We Deserve a Better Airport
I arrived at LaGuardia airport en route to Orlando for the Citrus Bowl. I didn’t see the homeless people who, till recently, had made LaGuardia their home. One report said that there were people showering in the bathrooms and another said they brought their cats. The Mayor of New York said it was the Port Authority’s problem. The Port Authority didn’t seem eager to address the problem until recently when the problem received media exposure. The in-fighting among government agencies over a humanitarian problem shows the dysfunctionality of bureaucracy. Even Joe Biden compared LaGuardia a third world country. As a traveler, I was surprised that there isn’t TSA PreCheck in Terminal B for Southwest flights. How is it possible that Flint, MI has TSA PreCheck but an airport in New York doesn’t? There is no justification for this so don’t bother providing one. There is an Amex Centurion lounge but it located before security which is why I skipped it. Without the safety net of expedited screening, how comfortable can anyone be in an airport lounge? The airport terminal is ugly and dated. I can’t imagine what international travelers who transit through LGA think when they come here. “This is the airport for the capital of the world? If I had to judge a city by the airport, I’d rather live in Newark.” Road warriors deserve a better airport. Tourists deserve a better airport. New York deserves a better airport.
Buyer’s Relief: Cancelled Etihad Apartments
I had it all lined up and ready to go. The plan was to finish my epic Tahiti trip with a flight aboard Etihad Apartments. On paper, it looked like the world’s greatest redemption: Emirates Shower Class to Dubai and Shanghai , followed by Air New Zealand Dreamliner round trip to Tahiti for 60k United miles with free nights in the IHG Bora Bora and Hilton Moorea, then Shanghai to Abu Dhabi in Etihad business, culminating with the icing on the cake, Etihad Apartments from Abu Dhabi to JFK. The cost of the two Etihad flights was $30 + 120,000 AAdvantage miles. I rationalized that receiving a 10,000 mile rebate from having the Citi AA card would make the 110k redemption worthwhile. During the booking process, the agent in the AA Singapore office (since the AA American office still can’t find availability) asked me if I thought it was worth spending 120k to fly from Asia to the US in first when a first class flight would only be 67,500 on Cathay Pacific. Consumed by apartments and not by sound logic, I said of course. All night I tossed and turned as the agent’s words replayed in my head. Was it really worth spending double miles simply for apartments? Then the back and forth ensued: Back: AA is devaluing, if you want to fly Cathay after March you’ll end up paying 120k. This way you get business class and apartments for the same price. Don’t forget you’ll receive a 9k rebate! Forth: Idiot, you know you’ll find a way to book apartments before then. Don’t waste your points. Back & Forth: Why don’t you just book the apartments from AUH-JFK. That will cost you 90k points and then you can find a way to get to Abu Dhabi without burning 30k points. Back: You might as well pay the 30k then because it’s a 10 hour flight from Shanghai to Abu Dhabi in Etihad business. Back Or Forth: Why is it so hard to find Singapore Suite class availability? TPOL: I’m cancelling the hold and going to sleep. What would you do next?
Ticket Scalping NYC: Know Before You Go
Tonight, I went to see my beloved Detroit Basketball! Pistons at Madison Square Garden. Fresh from a bargaining victory at Yankee Stadium where I procured 4 tickets for $60 when their face value was $95, I was eager to test out the ticket resale market in NYC. As I was approaching MSG, a man asked me if I wanted tickets. I asked how much. He said $150 a piece. I told him how about 3 for $100. He immediately accepted. In Asia and the Middle East, I’ve learned the art of the deal so well that I believe I can go toe to toe with a certain presidential candidate. The unwritten ethical rule of street hustling calls for a party to go through with the transaction after an offer is extended and is consequently accepted. One can’t renegotiate a new price simply because the selling party was so eager to go through with the transaction. Today, I exercised the exception to this rule: the purchaser can withdraw from the transaction entirely when he reasonably expects that the other party is purporting to commit fraud. Here, I reasonably believed that the tickets were fake. The game was sold out, tickets were going for $300 on Stubhub, and it’s the holiday tourists [trap] season in New York. I kindly told him no and walked away. As I turned the corner, there were a few police officers surrounding a woman who was crying because she was sold a fake ticket. Around her were other victims who were standing in line waiting to report their misfortune to the police. Around the next corner were too sad young men who were sitting arguing with each other about how they as locals of the City could be taken by an unsavory scalper. (see pic of their fake ticket below) At the same time, I observed some resale transactions where both parties came away happy. The tickets were genuine and the patron was fine paying the premium to enter the Mecca of basketball. I then came across a family and some strangers who were talking about New York’s scalping laws. “It’s legal to scalp tickets so long as it’s below face value,” one person said. “The best way to make sure it’s real is to have the scalper walk you to the entrance and then give him the money after you get in,” another opined. At this point it was halftime and I knew I wasn’t getting inside. I approached a few of the ticket speculators (the legal designation for scalpers) who had sold real tickets and asked them if what I had seen tonight was normal. Initially, they wouldn’t comment. It was only after I told them I was from Detroit and that I had genuinely wanted to see the Pistons play that they began to answer my questions. Here’s what they told me: There were indeed more fraudulent tickets than normal sold today because it is the holidays and tourists are all trying to go to MSG. The trick for making sure the tickets are real is to do as the person said above. If you’re in a party of 2 or more, have one person go in and call the other person before paying. That way you can ensure that at least one ticket is real. I thanked them for their time, shouted a solid Detroit Basketball! and took the subway home. But that’s not where the story ends. As a NY licensed attorney, I wanted to see what the actual law for ticket scalping in NY is. I did some research and came up with this summary:
- Ticket resellers must be licensed and bonded by the state. Otherwise, they are ticket speculators which is a misdemeanor that carries fines and possible jail time.
- Regardless of licensure, one can’t resell tickets within 1500 feet of the venue.
- Regardless of licensure, one must issue a refund if the purchaser can’t go to the event through no fault of his own.
- Purchasing your ticket through a licensed reseller or through the box office is the only way to ensure they are real.
- A ticket speculator would have to be pretty nice to walk you to the entrance since he risks receiving a citation.
- Selling a ticket below face value is still a crime for the seller if done so within 1500 feet of the venue.
- 25.01: Legislative Findings: New York enacted the licensing of ticket reseller laws to safeguard the public against fraud, extortion, and similar abuses.
- 25.07: Ticket Prices: Anyone regardless of whether or not licensed . . . , that resells tickets or facilitates the resale or resale auction of tickets between independent parties by any means, must guarantee to each purchaser of such resold tickets that the person, firm or corporation will provide a full refund of the amount paid by the purchaser . . . the ticket received by the purchaser does not grant the purchaser admission to the event described on the ticket, for reasons that may include, without limitation, that the ticket is counterfeit. This means that the illegal reseller must give you a refund if you can’t get in. (if you can find him)
- 25.09: Ticket Speculators: 1. Any person who in violation of section 25.13 of this article unlawfully resells or offers to resell or solicits the purchase of any ticket to any place of entertainment shall be guilty of ticket speculation. 2. Any person, firm or corporation which in violation of section 25.13 of this article unlawfully resells, offers to resell, or purchases with the intent to resell five or more tickets to any place of entertainment shall be guilty of aggravated ticket speculation. The name of the crime is ticket speculation. Selling 5+ tickets results in a bigger penalty.
- 25.11: Resell of Tickets in Buffer Zone: No one whether licensed or unlicensed shall resell, offer to resell or solicit the resale of any ticket to any place of entertainment having a permanent seating capacity in excess of five thousand persons within one thousand five hundred feet from the physical structure of such place of entertainment. If you’re a licensed reseller or if you are ticket speculator, it is illegal to sell tickets in the vicinity of the arena.
- 25.13: Licensing of Ticket Resellers: No one shall resell or engage in the business of reselling any tickets to a place of entertainment . . . without having first procured a license. A license is required to resell tickets. This debunks the common held belief that so long as the price is less than face value, the seller is not guilty of ticket speculation.
- 25.15: Bond: The secretary of state shall require the applicant for a license to file with the application therefore a bond in due form to the people of New York in the penal sum of twenty-five thousand dollars. If you’re wondering if your ticket reseller is legitimate, ask him how much he paid for this bond license? That’ll get a nice reaction.
- 25.29: Unlawful Charges in Connection with Tickets: 1. No operator of any place of entertainment, or his or her agent, representative, employee or licensee shall, if a price be charged for admission thereto, exact, demand, accept or receive, directly or indirectly, any premium or price in excess of the established price. Reasonable service charges are allowed.
- 25.35: Criminal Penalties: Fines and/or jail.
Jet Lagged: The Athens Marathon Trip Report Debrief
This is the debrief of the Trip Report The Athens Marathon: The Original Course which covered the following cities:
- Toronto, Canada
- Detroit, Michigan
- London, England
- Athens, Greece
- Giza, Egypt
- Cairo, Egypt
- Luxor, Egypt
- Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt
- Abu Dhabi, UAE
Thirty-two posts later and this Trip Report is officially done. We laughed aboard Virgin, we cried in Athens, and we got robbed in Egypt. From Toronto to Detroit, Abu Dhabi to LAX, it was quite the adventure. If you want to relive it all, here are the links to all the posts. Thanks for watching.
- Hotel Review: Motel 6 Billings, Montana: Where Filth Is Acceptable
- Lounge Review (MSP): Delta Sky Club Minneapolis: Serve Yourself
- Hotel Review: The Park Hyatt Toronto: Sadly Disappointing
- Hotel Review: Sheraton Detroit Metro Airport: The Best in the Business
- Lounge Review (DTW): Delta Sky Club Detroit Metro: This Again?
- Flight Review (DTW-LHR): Virgin Atlantic Upper Class DTW-LHR: Party in the Sky
- Lounge Review (LHR): Virgin Atlantic Revivals Lounge LHR: Call Me George Jetson
- Transport Review (LHR-LGW): National Express: Bus From Heathrow to Gatwick
- Lounge Review (LGW): No. 1 Lounge Gatwick: The James Bond Review
- Flight Review (LGW-ATH): EasyJet: Know Before You Go
- Hotel Review: Hotel Grande Bretagne: Athens Luxury
- Hotel Review: King George Hotel Athens: It’s Great to Be King
- Sports Review: Athens Marathon
- Food Guide: Illiad & Odyssey: Quest for Best Athenian Gyros
- Travel Guide: Guns & Butter Athens
- Lounge Review (ATH): Priority Pass Lounge Athens
- Flight Review (CAI-LUX-SSH): EgyptAir: Warning Economy Class Review
- Hotel Review: Le Meridien Pyramids: View of a Lifetime
- Food Guide: Molokhia: Eat Like a King in Cairo
- Travel Guide: Guns & Butter Cairo
- Hotel Review: Sheraton Luxor Resort: Don’t Leave the 4th Floor
- Travel Guide: Guns & Butter Luxor
- Lounge Review (CAI): Cairo Airport VIP Lounge
- Flight Review (CAI-AUH): Lie-Flat Surprise: Etihad First Class A340 Cairo to Abu Dhabi
- Lounge Review (AUH): Etihad Arrivals Lounge: Time for a Proper Shave
- Hotel Review: Aloft Abu Dhabi: The Solid Layover Choice
- Lounge Review (AUH): Etihad Premium Lounge: Before & After SSSS Secruity
- Flight Review (AUH-LAX): Be Our Guest: Etihad First Class 777
- Lounge Review (LAX): Alaska Board Room: Water Is $2
- Lounge Review (SEA): Alaska Board Room: Water on Tap
Alaska Board Room Seattle Lounge Review: Water On Tap
Before I commence with the Alaska Board Room Seattle Lounge Review, I have to point out that this is the end of the Trip Report Athens Marathon: The Original Course. What a journey! Here are the cities that were covered:
- Toronto, Canada
- Detroit, Michigan
- London, England
- Athens, Greece
- Giza, Egypt
- Cairo, Egypt
- Luxor, Egypt
- Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt
- Abu Dhabi, UAE
There was no bottled water in Los Angeles and there’s no bottled water in Seattle either. I guess that’s Alaska Airlines’ policy for its Board Room. Instead of focusing on that again, I would like to focus on what a great job Alaska did with these two lounges compared to the some of the United Lounges I’ve visited like the one in IAD airport. This lounge in particular was well lit, bright, and crisp. Huge TVs hang from the walls, everything is always kept clean, and the bar is a great focal point. I’m not sure why other domestic carriers don’t take notice of Alaska Board Rooms and try to improve. Here are the pictures:
Alaska Board Room LAX Lounge Review: Water Is $2
The Alaska Board Room LAX Lounge Review is part of the Trip Report Athens Marathon: The Original Course which includes the following cities:
- Toronto, Canada
- Detroit, Michigan
- London, England
- Athens, Greece
- Giza, Egypt
- Cairo, Egypt
- Luxor, Egypt
- Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt
- Abu Dhabi, UAE
Do you want soft drinks? Treat yourself to as many as you want. You want house wine or craft beer? The sign says limit 3 but this rule isn’t enforced. You want a bottle of water? That will be $2. That’s pretty much the extent of my Alaska Board Room review at LAX. Everything you would expect in a domestic lounge is free except for access to potable water, a basic human right. I’m sure they had water on tap and I’m not against drinking that but I am surprised they charged for basic bottled water. I’m not talking VOSS or Evian here people. Too thirsty to type, I leave you with these pictures:
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