Troll preemption: If this is your first time reading the blog, realize that this post is part of a Trip Report where each leg, no matter how insignificant, is documented as part of a story.
I remain convinced that the signs in Madrid airport are meant to confuse passengers (see Connecting in Madrid? Pack Extra Time & Connecting in Madrid: Pack Extra Time Part II). I went in circles trying to find the Iberia Dali Lounge.
When I finally found it, I was impressed with its size and what it offered given that it services domestic flights. Seating
Like Iberia’s international business class lounge (see Iberia Velázquez Premium Lounge: Good, Not Great), I found my favorite red chair. It’s private and comfortable. I was able to catch up on my sleep after too much vino on my flight over (see Iberia San Juan to Madrid: Una Vez Mas).
There are plenty of other places to sit including the bar area. Bar
I had enough Rioja on the flight and did not want any beer. I tried to have Cavas but ended up settling on bottled Coke Zero. Food
The breakfast was lighter than what was offered in the business class lounge. I was disappointed that there was no Tortilla de patatas. At any other hour, this would’ve been a gold mine.Overall
This was a nice place to relax and refuel before my flight to Tenerife.
It is remarkable that in only 8 hours, I can go from a tiny island back to my inaugural residency, Madrid (see TPOL in Madrid: Why A Second Residency?).
The flight went as follows:
Boarding
For some reason, I did not have a seat assignment. My ticket read ‘Zone 4’ boarding. At the gate, I began to worry and wonder what happens if business was full and they put me back in coach? Could this be another trip that starts off on the wrong foot (see Booking Bangkok After Vietnam Failure)?
It did not. I was in 1J.
Pre-Boarding Champagne
There was no pre-flight champagne. There was only agua or orange juice.
It could be worse, I could be flying Frontier (see Not Breaking News: Frontier Airlines Sucks).Coming to America
I am not one for movies on a plane. Usually, I am blog writing or sleeping. However, I could not pass up on my favorite movie of all time. Rioja
The wine finally appeared along with a mozzarella and tomato plate. Dinner
I ordered the steak and mashed potatoes. It was edible but not spectacular. Too Much Rioja?
I unnecessarily went through a full bottle of wine. I say unnecessarily because there is no reason to start a trip groggy or worse, hungover. This is especially true for short long-haul flights.
Probably no reason for cheese either.Dessert
I ordered a Puerto Rican favorite, tres leches before falling asleep. Sleep
I missed breakfast and woke up as we were landing in Madrid.
Overall
Iberia is consistently great and convenient.
Don’t Come to Puerto Rico (To Party)Rights were taken away during Covid. This became the new normal. What’s next? No dancing? I wouldn’t rule that out.
Keep vs. Cancel (Proactive Edition): Capital One Venture XI received my Capital One Venture X card two months ago in June. So why am I writing a Keep vs. Cancel post already? Because, barring a ‘card enhancement,’ there is no way I’m going to cancel this card.
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Breaking 90: Lessons Learned is part of the TPOL to LIV PGA Trip Report (read the Introduction Inspiration).
Saturday, I had my best round of golf. I shot a 93 from the blues.
The score on the back 9 proves that breaking 90 is not difficult to do. I shot a 42 with many correctable errors. The problem is that my LIV dreams are on hold until I finish this trip (see How to Book the Best Itinerary: AA, Avios, Aeroplan, Miles & Smiles, Flying Blue, LifeMiles, Capital One). So I don’t come back and start from zero, I am documenting the lessons I have learned:
Tempo is everything: The 4 iron takes a long time to go back. Don’t rush the process. Recall your 4 iron shot on the 16th hole.
Turn your wrist: The hinge on the backswing should be complemented by the turning of the wrist on your downswing. This allows the ball to release.
Flare your feet: Hack squat stance is better than knees and feet pointed in.
Listen for the sweet sound: There is an unmistakable sweet sound when the ball is hit correctly. Don’t convince yourself that a pretty shot that doesn’t have that sound is the right shot. That is fool’s gold AKA the scoop shot. The scoop shot easy to spot – it’s when the ball sails nicely into the air, on target, but then comes up short.
Short game: Hands forward, weight forward, ball in the back of the stance. Take a small divot, and finish forward without applying a death grip at the point of contact. This allows the ball to release.
I am still working on optimizing my training schedule. For now, I have this:
Tuesday: 9 holes with Dewizz electric shock watch (yet to do).
Wednesday: Hitting net at night with MLM2Pro Launch Monitor.
Thursday: Chipping and putting on the practice green.
TPOL’s Tip: When using the hitting net at night, do not jam using the Infiniti radio.
It’s all fun and games.Until the car battery dies.
Is Covid back (see The Lost & Found Year(s): COVID Trip)? Based on another stupid regulation in Puerto Rico, you would think that it was. Before I tell you about that, how about some posts of irrational rules implemented by the government to ‘protect’ the local people during the pandemic:
On Monday, Gov. Wanda Vázquez assumed even more sweeping powers, signing an amendment to the Public Security law that makes breaking the curfew — or future curfews — punishable with six months in jail and/or a $5,000 fine. In addition, it makes it illegal for media outlets or social media accounts “to transmit or allow the transmission” of “false information with the intention of creating confusion, panic, or public hysteria, with regards to any proclamation or executive order declaring an emergency, disaster or curfew.” If the false information causes more than $10,000 in damage to public-sector finances or leads to injury or damage of physical property, it will be considered a fourth-degree criminal offense, the governor’s office said.Luís Davila-Colón, a prominent radio host and author, accused the governor of drifting into authoritarianism. He said, “You cannot govern through dictatorial decrees, scolding, secrets, muzzling, blockades or threatening to imprison your subjects,” he wrote on Twitter.
2. PSA: Surfing in Puerto Rico Is IllegalLeif Engstrom, a Redbull athlete, was arrested in Rincon for what I can only describe as attempting to surf. Per the article, the charge was “surfing,” but Leif said the following: I wasn’t even in the water yet. I was walking. My hair was dry.
3. Golf Is Back in PR: Safe to Share Tees?
Golf was also banned during Covid.
4. Back on Lockdown in Puerto Rico
PR had a convenient policy to open for asshole tourists (see Infected Tourists Are Coming to Puerto Rico), collecting their money, then putting the island on lockdown, citing an uptick in numbers. Como se dice, ‘money grab?’
5. No Alcohol Sales on the Weekend, No Golf on Sunday: Another Stupid Lockdown Measure
In its latest attempt to curb the spread of Covid, the island of Puerto Rico has come up with its most asinine plan yet. It includes closing the pool at my villa for the next month, despite no one using it in general. It includes no alcohol sales on the weekend, both at stores and at restaurants, which is a great idea for killing small businesses. And it includes a stay at home order for Sundays. The beaches are already closed, though you would not know it from the onslaught of tourists (see Frontier Airlines: The Covid Super Spreader for Puerto Rico ).
6. Another Useless Puerto Rico Lockdown
Starting Friday the new curfew will be 10PM to 5AM, and all businesses will close at 9PM. The governor cites the uptick in COVID cases for instituting this measure. This pointless measure is another example of how the government has no clue how to handle the pandemic, despite dealing with it for over a year.
The schizophrenic strategy for dealing with COVID has taken its toll on my mental health. With the vaccination rollout going smoothly, I thought that life was finally going to get back to normal. Instead, we are going in the wrong direction and with no plausible explanation for why we are doing so. Exactly one year ago, I warned about the dangers of government overstepping civil liberties under the guise of protecting the interest of its people. We have been on lockdown since March of 2020. This crackdown is not justified. It’s time to sound the alarm on this abuse of power.
7. No More Masks in Puerto Rico
The measure isn’t effective immediately. There’s a chance for a super spreader event this 4th of July. COVID knows this which is why pragmatic progress can’t begin until July 5th.
8. Covid Test to Enter Puerto Rico: Another Asinine PolicyAs of December 27th, 2021, all passengers arriving on domestic flights are required to show a negative test result taken within 48 hours before arrival time, regardless of vaccination status. Passengers arriving without a test will have 48 hours to take one upon arrival or be subject to a fine.Three Years Later
More than three years after the pandemic began, Puerto Rico is still a shell of itself. Restaurants that used to close at midnight, close at 8 PM. My favorite BBQ spot, El Verde, still doesn’t let customers sit at the bar. And, despite scientific proof of the limited efficacy of masks, a significant amount of the population insists on wearing them. Some still do so in their car while riding alone.
In less than three years, Puerto Rico went from a party (see Where to Party Old San Juan: Best, Worst, Oldest, Grossest), carefree island to a rules-based, paranoid society.
This brings me to the latest regulation. Seizing on the feeble resistance to Covid measures, the mayor of San Juan is cracking down on alcohol sales (Hard-partying Puerto Rico capital faces new code that will limit alcohol sales).
“San Juan Mayor Miguel Romero on Tuesday signed a new measure to prohibit alcohol sales after certain hours, saying he was “morally convinced” it was the right thing to do. Under the new code, businesses in San Juan can only serve or sell alcohol from 6 a.m. to 1 a.m. from Sunday to Thursday, and up to 2 a.m. on Friday and Saturday, and on Sunday if Monday is a holiday.”
Like Covid restrictions which were targeted at residents, the restrictions on the sale of alcohol will not apply to hotels that are exempt from the measure. Like Covid restrictions, the policy may be amended every 6 months.
TPOL’s TakeMorally convinced? What does that mean? So, I can be hammered and belligerent so long as I do it by 1AM Monday thru Thursday? On Friday, I can extend my belligerence by an hour. And of course, if there’s a holiday on Monday, the moral police won’t mind if I stay out too late on Sunday. Morality as the basis for law should make everyone uncomfortable.
Who does this hurt? Local bars and businesses will be killed by this measure, just as they were during Covid. Why can the Marriott bar stay open all hours but my local bar has to close? This hardly seems like a coincidence.
Every 6 months:
Authoritarian Mayor: If you behave, dear children, we may let you stay out an hour later.
Population: Yes, dear leader.
Overall
Rights were taken away during Covid. This became the new normal. What’s next? No dancing? I wouldn’t rule that out.
Look at this obedient citizen.
I have been traveling on points since 2012 (see Angle Flat Lufthansa: My First Points Flight Review). I have consistently put together one insane itinerary after another (see The $77,000 Trip Heard Round the World & 25,000 Mile RTW Trip Including Iraq Booked!). Yet, somehow, I have failed to convince friends and family that all trips are possible if the points, not price, are right.
I now write these posts so I can celebrate my greatness. However, just in case someone else is reading, here is how I put together this stellar itinerary.
Cabo Verde to Nice, France: This was another easy booking. I again took advantage of the 30% bonus by transferring points from my Amex to British Avios account.
Paris, France to Pristina, Kosovo: The cheapest option was to use LifeMiles which are as abundant in the world as Avios. The search was simple: CDG-PRN.
Pristina, Kosovo to Bodrum, Turkey: This is a great example of how having multiple points currencies pay off. Turkish Airlines is part of Star Alliance. Hypothetically, I could book this flight using United miles, LifeMiles or Aeroplan miles. In this case, the best, cheapest option was to transfer Citi ThankYou point to my Turkish Miles & Smiles account. At 11,300 points, this was by far the best way to get to the Turkish Riviera.
Bodrum, Turkey to Bahrain by way of Kuwait City: There is a nonstop flight from Bodrum to Bahrain. Since I needed to add another country to my list (see 126 Countries Left, If I Go), I am taking the scenic route to Bahrain, stopping in Kuwait City for 8 hours. This time, the best deal was on Aeroplan. Instead of paying $2,025, I paid 20k points and $80.
Bahrain to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia: To get to my final stop, Riyadh, I used Aeroplan points once again. 15k points and $91 is far better than $958.
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia to San Juan, Puerto Rico: The best way to find long-haul points flights is to search the longest segment first then tack on the shorter segments. Typically, when I search X to Puerto Rico, I never find availability. Luck was on my side this time as I typed in RUH-SJU and found an impeccable deal of 80k AA miles and $90 on one itinerary (see AA Business Riyadh to San Juan Business: Big Deal, Small Deal, No Deal?).
257,100 points and $1,162.08 versus $26,733. You decide.
When will this game end? Never. I applied and was approved for the 100k Citi AA Executive card. This approval came right on time as I was beginning to become anxious about my AA balance after booking my flight from Saudi Arabia back to Puerto Rico for 80k points (AA Business Riyadh to San Juan Business: Big Deal, Small Deal, No Deal?) and after booking my flight from Melbourne, Australia to Bangkok, Thailand (This Is The Best Use of 40k AA Miles). AA miles continue to be valuable if used correctly.
The problem I have is that Citi only approved me with a 5k limit. How am I supposed to spend 10k in 3 months with such a lame credit line? Incidentally, I had the same issue with my Citi Premier card (see Citi’s Pointless 2k Limit Thank You, No Thank You Card).
Seating
Like Iberia’s international business class lounge (see 
There are plenty of other places to sit including the bar area. 
Bar
I had enough Rioja on the flight and did not want any beer. I tried to have Cavas but ended up settling on bottled Coke Zero. 
Food
The breakfast was lighter than what was offered in the business class lounge. I was disappointed that there was no Tortilla de patatas. 
Overall
This was a nice place to relax and refuel before my flight to 
Pre-Boarding Champagne
There was no pre-flight champagne. There was only agua or orange juice. 
It could be worse, I could be flying 
Coming to America
I am not one for movies on a plane. Usually, I am blog writing or sleeping. However, I could not pass up on my favorite movie of all time. 
Rioja
The wine finally appeared along with a mozzarella and tomato plate. 
Dinner
I ordered the steak and mashed potatoes. It was edible but not spectacular. 
Too Much Rioja?
I unnecessarily went through a full bottle of wine. I say unnecessarily because there is no reason to start a trip groggy or worse, hungover. This is especially true for short long-haul flights.
Sleep
I missed breakfast and woke up as we were landing in Madrid.
Overall
Iberia is consistently great and convenient. 
