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TPOL Is Back (I Hope), Thanks to BA
The malware was muy mal pero ahora no más. I thought I was back to blogging but the mal 人 outmaneuvered me again. BoardingArea has helped me get back to work. I say, спасибо and hope it lasts.
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TPOL
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Yoga Medellin: Another Side of This City
While not forgotten, TPOL’s Disappearance in Medellin was long ago. I have stayed away from Aguardiente (see There’s Such A Thing as Too Much Aguardiente) and, perhaps related, have stayed out of Colombian hospitals. Instead of the Nana Plaza nightlife (see One Night in Bangkok: A Marathon Party Guide), I went to Colombia to escape the grind of island life (see Medellin: The Almost Perfect Sane Asylum Getaway). In addition to physical restoration (see Fat Freezing: Medical Tourism in Colombia), I sought mental rejuvenation. After taking private yoga classes in Bangkok, I tried to stay on my yoga journey in Puerto Rico by enrolling in an online course. While helpful, it is hardly the same as in-person, one-on-one instruction. Accordingly, I was happy when I found a yoga studio in the overrun expat neighborhood of Manila (see Manila, Medellin: Too Many Gringos). For $40 per private class, I could resume my path to peace. TPOL’s Tip: Flow Wellbeing is located at Cl. 12 #43D-105, El Poblado, Medellín, El Poblado, Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia. Here is the IG page. TPOL’s Tip: The studio has an ice bath (see Frozen: Ice Bath Medellin), a great way to soothe your sores after Muay Thai training (see Muay Thai Medellin: Chapter 3 of My Journey).
Freezing Fat: Medical Tourism in Colombia
Why do you travel? Is it to gain enlightenment? Is it to wander off the beaten path? Is it for sex (see Since I cannot personally go to SE Asia with Mikey and show him the ladyboy bars in Bangkok…)? Or is it because your love handles persist despite your best efforts to stick to the Tahiti diet (see Making the Bungalow Selfie Count)? Well, now you can eat all you want. My last trip to Colombia was for medical tourism. For only $387 (1.5 million pesos), I underwent a fun procedure called cryolipolysis whereby the doctor froze my fat cells. The procedure was non-invasive. It required being hooked up to a machine that clamped down on my less than flattering curves. In 3 months I should see a noticeable difference. The only side effect of my transition is the jokes I receive for wearing this mandatory corset. TPOL’s TIP: Siempre Viva Medellin is the name of the clinic. Disclaimer: Ask your doctor if this procedure is right for you. TPOL won’t be held responsible for your heart attack or anything else that may go wrong.
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- Potential fraud
Haircuts Abroad: Medellin Edition
Do you care how you look when you’re on the road? While I try to arrive in style by flying business or first, I don’t always have time for a haircut before I go. So long as I am not in an overpriced city like NYC where I have to stylize myself (see Fair Or Foul? Cutting Your Hair in a Hotel Room), I enjoy the local barbershop experience. The Medellin barbershop was not the relaxing, therapeutic time like the old days in the Etihad Lounge (see Etihad Arrivals Lounge: Time for a Proper Shave) or the party atmosphere of the Virgin Atlantic Lounge in London (see We Be Clubbin!). Located in the overly digitally nomadic neighborhood of Manila (see Too Many Gringos), Barberia Manila did have its own level of charm. Price Never sit in a barber’s chair without asking the price in advance. In Bangkok, I assumed it would be cheap but found out the hard way how much a terrible haircut can cost (see Cut That Out! Scammed at the Bangkok Barber). I didn’t make the same mistake and was satisfied with paying 36,000 pesos ($9). Dentist Or Barber? The barber, a kid who was maybe 20 at the most, did a thorough job. I believe he should have been a dentist because he would take compressed air every few seconds and spray it over my face. Then he would take the clippers and jam them up my nose to make sure that there was no calculus build-up. Overall Despite the trauma, I came out looking like 3,869,990,000 pesos. TPOL’s Tip: The location is Cra. 43F # 11a 28 2piso, Medellín, Antioquia.