Arriving Lisbon: First Tipsy Thoughts

In my blog, I am criticized when I share my Travel Lessons. Some people think I am a fool and have said so in no uncertain terms (see Festivus). This fool sometimes amazes himself with what I can pull off.

Standing on my balcony, overlooking the city center of Lisbon, I could not help but giggle at my fortune. The sound of laughter did not only come from me. Just below, there were crowds of people walking and enjoying this iconic, energetic city.

Barrio Alto 

I remember the first time I came to Barrio Alto and took the historic Glória Funicular up the hill. At that time, I didn’t know that it only went a few feet! (see Bottom to Top: Doing Tourist Things in Lisbon).

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2018: First time in Lisbon

I also recalled that there are many, many bars in Barrio Alto. I decided to have a look.a narrow street with buildings and people walking

Stop #1: The Corner Irish Pub

6 euros for a Guinness is not awful, but with a weak exchange rate, I will not be returning.

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TPOL’s Tip: If you need a Guinness, the address is Tv. da Queimada 9, 1200-285 Lisboa.

Stop #2: No Stops, just walking

How can people live in Livonia, Michigan, when there are old towns like Barrio Alto (see Finally, a Review of the Hyatt Place Livonia)?a street with people walking down it

Stop #3: Old Pharmacy

Alex met George, the proprietor of the Old Pharmacy, where wine tasting is encouraged. I tried wine from different regions, including a new favorite, Vino Verde.a sign on a wall

TPOL’s Tip: The address is  R. do Diário de Notícias 83, 1200-142 Lisboa

Stop #4: No Stops, Just Walking

If I had a liver that could stand it and a bank account that was unlimited, I would go to a different bar each night.a stone steps leading to a restaurant

Home

That was more than enough for one evening. I am here for 45 nights.

 

Iberia Business MAD-LIS: Might As Well

The flight from Madrid to Lisbon is very short. It’s 1 hour and 25 minutes. The question is whether it would be worth burning points to fly business on Iberia or deal with peasant (see Points in the Front, Peasants in the Back). Curiously, I found that booking through Qatar using Avios was cheaper than booking directly on Iberia. For 12,500 points, I decided that I would go with business, much as I did when I flew from Madrid to Barcelona (see Iberia MAD-BCN: Some Funny Business).

With an 8-hour layover before my flight to Lisbon, the extra points expenditure was worth it for the lounge access (see En Route: Iberia’s Domestic Lounge Madrid).

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Lounge life
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Group Zero again

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Just enough time for tapas
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Home

Iberia Business: SJU-MAD, Anything Left to Say?

If you don’t know, I will tell you that I have taken this flight many times before (see Iberia Flight Reviews). This time around, I took the earlier flight.

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Group 0?

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Price

For 50k Avios, this remains the best deal in the sky.

Pre Take-Off

Having lived in Madrid (see Recap! Madrid Residency), I am partial to cava.a glass of orange juice and a glass of water on a table

Pasta

The bad golfers in my golf club are called ‘bacalao’, which translated in means cod. I attempted to use my Spanish speaking skills to order cod for the main course. It was sold out. I settled for the pesto pasta. It was not bad.

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Dessert

On past Iberia flights, I have indulged in Rioja and Ribera del Duero wines. After almost being kicked off a plane (see Iberia Business ORD-MAD: Mask Jokes Literally Don’t Fly ), I decided to limit my intake to two reds.

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The real reason I did not drink so much is that the flight to Madrid is only 6 hours. There’s not enough time for a silent disco party (see Emirates A380 Silent Disco!), so drinking too much and arriving exhausted is not worth it.

No Pillow

I went to sleep but noticed that there were no pillows. I looked at my neighbors, who also had no pillows. This was quite odd.

Overall

When I lived in Scottsdale, I used to fly SWA to Vegas. It was convenient and it was reliable. The same is true about this route.

A-Live from Lisbon

When I did my inaugural residency in Madrid (see Recap! Madrid Residency), I blogged daily about my life as a Spaniard. I have decided to do the same when I am in Lisbon. This introductory post brings back an old blog strategy called ‘a-live’, short for Alex Alive and Alex is Live. The novel concept of hopping from country to country and blogging as I went was short-lived due to the unavailability of Wi-Fi, the tedious process of uploading photos, and the inability of my brain to formulate sentences after a night out in the new or often old town.

Since I will be [mostly] stationary in this trip, I thought I would give this another go. The last thing I want is another Trip Report that is overdue (see World Cup 2022).

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Bem-vindo a Lisboa

Chase Sapphire Reserve Business: Chase Says No And No Again

The old days of calling recon and coming away with a good result have changed (Chase Recon: How to Get It Done, written in 2016). I applied for the Chase Sapphire Business card. Instead of getting the 5/24 rejection, I received the following reasons for rejection:

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Baffled by the seemingly contradictory reasons, I called recon. I was told the decision was final and nothing could be done. Curiously, I have never been approved for the Chase Sapphire Reserve personal either.

How I would have met the minimum spend is no longer an issue (see Oops!… I Did It Again: Min Spending Hell).

 

 

Residency Lisbon, Portugal Begins Next Week

On April 29th, 2025, I wrote, Off Again! SJU-TBD Trip Report. At that time, I had no idea where I was going. All I knew was that I was flying from San Juan to Madrid. Now, I can share that my new [temporary] residency will be Lisbon, Portugal (For those unfamiliar with TPOL’s novel residency concept, I encourage you to read TPOL in Madrid: Why A Second Residency? and catch up on my prior Residency Adventures). Unlike my Madrid Residency (see Recap: Madrid Residency), I plan to venture off more than a few blocks from my apartment. Stops include Athens, Greece, to see my Italian real estate attorney (see Did TPOL Buy a 1 Euro Italian Villa?), Manchester, England to meet my YouTube producer for the first time (see 7 Lessons Learned from FAILING at My 1st Vlog: St. Lucia Carnival), South of France to meet my roommate from Shanghai (see Travel Lesson Lisbon: Friend Reunion Led to Missed Flight), and somewhere in Eastern Europe to meet my cousins.

What does that mean for you? More spectacular content that should be produced more efficiently now that I’m revolutionizing how blogs are written with the aid of technology (see TPOL’s Out of the Office…to Automate Automation).

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I’m going to keep dancing on the Pink Street in Lisbon.

Reminder: Don’t Let Your Global Entry Lapse

“Please see the agent.” Those were the words on the Global Entry Kiosk when I returned from my Central America trip. I thought my pretty face was not recognized. As it turned out, my beloved Global Entry had expired. I commented, “I thought it was good for ten years?”. The border agent said it is good for five. “It’s been five years already?” I replied.

I didn’t receive notice that my Global Entry was expiring. I also didn’t think it would be a big deal to renew. A week before my trip to Colombia, I finally got around to doing the application. The day before leaving, I went to check in for my flight and noticed that my TSA PreCheck status was not showing up. I went back to the Global Entry page and saw that my status was still pending. Freaked out, I started Googling how long it takes for a renewal to process. My heart sank when I read horror stories that it could take months. I grew more despondent when I read that I could have still made use of Global Entry if I had applied for renewal before it expired.

The next morning I mentally prepared myself for the arduos line through airport security. My punishment for not renewing was enduring the humiliation of taking off my shoes and removing my laptop from my bag. Fortunately, the line itself was not that long.

Two days after my arrival, I received an email from U.S. Customs and Border Protection. My heart raced when I opened it. What if I were not approved? Could I ever travel again without the luxury of Global Entry?

Fortunately, I would not have to answer those questions as my application was approved.

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What a relief!

 

 

Simply The Best: June 2025

Half the year is over. That’s no good. But here’s what is great:

  1. Shaqtin’ a Fool: How I Almost Drown in Roatan 
  2. Etiquette of Things: Put Down Your Window Shade

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    Why are humans oblivious?
  3. Cruises Kill: Just Say No

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    Where did this crowd come from? A cruise, of course.
  4. Travel Fitness: Just Say No To Bread

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    On any good international carrier, you will be offered an assortment of dough.
  5. AA Business SJU-MIA: Flick the White Button!

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    Impatient, she hissed, “Flick the white button!” I was confused, forcing her to do it herself. That did not please her.
  6. Under The Sea? Maybe Scuba Isn’t For Me

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    Ranking the dare-devil activities that I have yet to do, scuba is near the bottom.
  7. Motivational Or Irritating? Expiring Stay Certificates

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    I resent the obligation that expiring stay certificates impose. However, without due dates, I would never leave my bubble.

TPOL’s Out of the Office…

But this time it is for more than travel. It is to go down to Colombia to meet with my AI Web Developer about increasing the automation of this fantastic blog. That way I can post twenty times a day without each post requiring hours of work.

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Fighting to move this blog into the 22nd century.

Alaska Approved! Pending Avianca, Amex Never

All I receive from Amex when I apply for anything is a warning that I am not eligible for anything. That is depressing. In search of app-o-rama thrills, I went through the credit card pushers’ list of best cards. The two that stuck out were Alaska’s 50k offer and Avianca’s 100k offer. I was instantly approved for the Alaska card. This bonus will go very well with my Hawaiian personal approval and perhaps my Hawaiian business approval (see Barclays Hawaiian Business App: Send in Your DL, SS Card by Mail). Avianca needs more time to see if I am worthy of those 100k Lifemiles.

What is a churner to do?

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Better start looking for Fiji flights now.