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Testing Positive: TPOL’s Back

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Testing Positive is part of The Lost & Found Year(s): COVID Trip Report.


I don’t know when my last blog post was. Was it two weeks ago? Was it longer? I write blog posts so frequently that I don’t remember. What I do know about is Antifa. And what I can say is that testing whether I didn’t have to break for a vacation (see TPOL’s Vacation Post Policy) was a good idea. That experiment has left me feeling positive. My editor was worried that I would quit, but I assured him that this approach was for my mental well-being. Now that I’m back, expect the same great content as before until my next trip when I’ll be forced to run the Turkey Trot virtually (see Cyberbully? TPOL’s Puerto Rico Turkey Trot (2nd Edition)). Here’s to hoping that the jackass in chief leaves peacefully and doesn’t try any Ohio State shenanigans before January (see The Game: A Wolverine’s Guide For Surviving Columbus).

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Me & Corona.

TPOL’s Vacation Post Policy

Yesterday I went on vacation. In this new world of shit, this doesn’t mean hopping on a plane. It means mentally checking out of my daily routine which, despite COVID, is actually productive and fulfilling. Still, I need a break from fighting big companies (visit Bachuwalaw.com).

What I’m trying to figure out is whether going on vacation now or in the future relieves me of my obligation to blog daily. I used to blog on the go in an attempt not to fall behind on trip reports. I scrapped that idea because I would rather enjoy my trips than spend hours deciding which photo of the hotel soaps I should use. With my staycations, which I expect will last through next spring, I don’t have the burden of trip reports. But does that mean I should spend my free time writing posts?

I’m not sure who invented the rule that successful bloggers have to post daily. TV shows take breaks, late night hosts take weeks off, and the Olympics is every 4 years. Still, people tune in when they’re back on the air. Accordingly, I too will take a sabbatical when it’s vacation. Whether it’s 3 days during the never-ending pandemic or 3 weeks when my normal life resumes, TPOL will go dark. Of course, I reserve the right to break my silence should the need arise.

Like all great entertainers, I will announce when I’m going offline. That way you aren’t constantly hitting refresh in anticipation of my next post.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I have drinks to drink.

 

Sheraton Sanya Resort: Be Quiet! It’s Relaxation Time

The Sheraton Sanya Hotel Review is part of The Year of the Monkey Trip Report which covers the following places:


Sanya is a great place to visit. There’s a superb nightlife (see Sanya! Where to Party Guide) and there are plenty of beautiful beaches. It’s the island’s goal to become the Hawaii of the East. The first night I was at the Four Points near the city center enjoying the big city feel, think Honolulu. The second night I moved to the Sheraton. Now I was beachfront but much more isolated, think Maui? (See Sanya, China: Struggling To Find Where to Stay.)

Valet 

The best thing about the hotel is the valet. They parked my car in the lobby.

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The Hotel Itself

The hotel is massive. The grounds looked like Hawaii. a large lawn with palm trees and bushes a large lawn with palm trees and a building in the background a building with a pond and a fountain a pool with palm trees and a body of water a pool with palm trees and a beach in the background a large lawn with palm trees and a body of water

The Suite

The suite was spacious and cool, a nice retreat from the hot Sanya sun. a living room with couches and a table

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The Bath 

I’m not one for sitting in hotel tubs, but it was aesthetically nice and connected to the bedroom.

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The Bathroom

Hot shower, that’s my style.

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The View 

Easy to see how I could believe I was staying in a Hawaiian paradise.

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The Pool

The Hawaii meets jungle theme continued.

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The Beach

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For so few people, the guests that were there were amazingly noisy. It was like I was back at the club. The reason I had left the city center was for peace and quiet. I found none. Any confusion if this was Hawaii or if this was a secluded getaway was destroyed by the rambunctious crowd. And I’m not talking about young spring breakers. I’m talking about a group of old people who did not understand the concept of rest and relaxation. It was nonstop yelling and carrying on.

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It wasn’t until sundown that I could unwind.

Overall

The Sheraton Sanya is a lovely hotel. I only had one day on the beach so it would be unfair to generalize if Sanya-goers are always annoying or if this was an obnoxious bunch. I can say that the peace and calm was more visually represented than audibly.


The Sheraton Sanya Hotel Review is part of The Year of the Monkey Trip Report.

Refunded! Kathmandu Airport Cash Advance

Do you recall the post, Complaints: How Long Till You Let It Go?? Here’s one I didn’t let go and now can live to tell about it. I was charged a $10 cash advance fee by Citi for using my Prestige at Kathmandu Airport. There was no way of knowing that it would be processed as a cash advance which is why I caution against using credit cards to pay visa fees (see Rainy Season? Visa? Lessons from Travel (ANA Edition)). I tried to deal with the charge when I came home via chat. That did not work. I emailed the office of the president and was surprised when I received a call stating that my request had been received and that Citi would reverse the charge.

Citi and I have come a long way since the days of arbitration (see Beating Citi in Arbitration, What It Means for You).

TPOL’s TIP: Contact Citi using this email CitiERU@citi.com

Keep Vs. Cancel: Amex Business Gold

The usual answer for keep vs. cancel regarding annual fees these days is cancel. There are two cards where this rule did not apply. First is Chase Ink. Second is the Amex Business Gold. I use both of them to get 3X points on ads. For me, that’s the best way to accumulate points and more importantly, money. The annual fee of $175, the grandfathered rate, for my Business Gold came due. I called to see if anything could be done about the fee. Usually I ask for points, but since points are useless right now, I asked for them to eliminate the annual fee. Surprisingly, I was offered $100 statement credit. I accepted it and on we go.

I’m happy to refer anyone looking to sign up.

TPOL’s TIP: The new version has an annual fee of $295, but you do get 4X points on ads. Tempting but not worth the cash for me.

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Let’s play The Price Is Right – what number do you think is before the 0?

Simply The Best: September 2020

There’s good. And then there’s the best. Here are those for September:

  1. Lost in Airports: Can’t You Read the Signs?

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    Does the Mcdonald’s sign say turn around and it’s behind me? Or does that sign say go downstairs?
  2. Restaurant Sunflower: Best Seafood Lisbon, Portugal

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    I could tell you a romantic tale about how a local artist recommended this restaurant and how it was authentic. The truth is I was smart enough to avoid the main street and lucky enough to find this place.
  3. Iberia MAD-SJU Business: Great to Fly Direct

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    My first option out of Puerto Rico is Iberia, in business of course.
  4. What’s the Worst Discount Carrier?

    We’ve all heard the horror stories about flying Ryanair. Is it the worst discount carrier?
    We’ve all heard the horror stories about flying Ryanair. Is it the worst discount carrier?
  5. Pop In Pub Crawl: Lisbon, Portugal

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    Do you sign up for pub crawls or do you prefer the pop in?
  6. Traveling While Iraqi, Reading Signs, Misleading Hotels: Lessons from My #NoCollusion Trip

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    Only detained twice, never robbed, and didn’t miss a flight. Not bad for such a long trip.
  7. Recap! #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL

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Simply The Worst: September 2020

September is gone and I’m still hiding in my basement. In the spirit of being negative, here are the depressing posts from September 2020 from The Lost & Found Year(s): COVID Never Going Anywhere Again Trip Report.

  1. My COVID Test in Puerto Rico
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    Question: Why the fuck am I in a drive-thru getting my nose probed?

  3. Lamenting Labor Day 2020: A Look Back at Better Days

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    The last decade has been a great ride, but I never knew or could anticipate how much 2020 would suck. Happy Labor Day 2020!

  4. Liberate B1G: Michigan Football Is Back

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    Go Blue! I guess.

  5. Global Entry Automatically Approved! No Interview Required

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    Now, if only I could leave the country.

Surviving Shutdown: COVID Drinking Mask

COVID Drinking Mask is part of The Lost & Found Year(s): Covid Trip Report. 


Besides injecting myself with bleach and calling it a day, I’ve tried to find ways to stay alive and stay positive. By positive I mean my attitude, I don’t mean a positive test (see Thanks Donald! My COVID Test in Puerto Rico). I’m slowly adapting to this avoidable shit normal (see Social Distance Yourself from Misinformation). I’ve accepted the fact that America is a pariah on the world stage and that I won’t be allowed to seek refuge in a country that has its act together (see Do I Stay Or Do I Go? Thoughts on the Second Covid Wave, written on 4/23/20). Remember when a certain someone called places shithole countries? Now look where we are. Fear not, we’ll all magically disappear.

Instead of dwelling on inept, incompetent, negligent leadership, I decided to take care of myself. First, I addressed my fitness needs (see TPOL’s Travel & Fitness Intro). Second, I took out a loan for $420,000,000. Finally, I addressed my drinking problem. And by problem I don’t mean drinking too much. I mean the inability to party without exposing myself or others to COVID. While I refuse to fall for the gimmick products marketed for this pandemic, I did make an exception for the following: a man wearing a black face mask and smoking pipe

The Redee mask and straw gives me the flexibility to be my belligerent self and remain social. COVID isn’t going away for a long time so why not have a shot, even if it isn’t the vaccine which won’t be out by November, and even if it is out of a straw. Regardless, you’ll feel a lot better than a certain clown did after his pathetic debate performance.

Salud!

TPOL

TPOL’s TIP: That means health. Think about it.

Capital One Says No, Again

Bloggers write about credit card offers and it appears that they get approved for everything. Someone Lucky still seems to get approved for Chase cards despite the 5/24 nonsense rule. That good fortune does not apply to me. I get a “don’t you even bother” pop-up if I even go near a Chase offer. Since life is too short to wait for my inquiries to drop off my credit report, I apply for every new offer that is available. It worked recently for my Alaska card. I thought I would give it a go for the Capital One Venture. I have applied for that card three times, and three times I have been instantly rejected including now. On top of that, there is now a hard inquiry on all three of my credit reports.

Who does Samuel L. approve if not TPOL?

I’ll have a Samuel Jackson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2WBaA_PJzE

Recap! #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL

Recap is part of the #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL where I break my 100 country count mark. See the World Map for where I’ve been.


Take a look at this. Have you seen anything more beautiful?

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Here’s a recap of what happened beyond the dots.

‘Please Wait A Minute’: Why Iberia Should Honor Its Offer

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Iberia Honors Deal! San Juan-Madrid (Albania) RT Booked!

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Wiki Airports: Finding Flights to the Unbeaten Path

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Don’t Date in Switzerland!

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Priority Pass Lounge San Juan: A Good Start

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Iberia’s ‘Free WiFi’: Pushing Bandwidth Crack to Internet Addicts

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Iberia Business SJU-MAD: Beware of the Bright Lights

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Connecting in Madrid? Pack Extra Time

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Iberia Velázquez Premium Lounge: Good, Not Great

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Iberia MAD-TLV Business: When Sleep Is Better Than Chicken

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Detained in Tel Aviv: A Most Unwelcome Welcome

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Need a Drink in Tel Aviv? Head to Dizengoff Street

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The Best Nightclubs in the World

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Radio Nightclub Tel Aviv: Worth Getting Detained

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Jaffa, Tel Aviv: Something for Everyone

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The Old Man And the Sea: An Arabic Feast in Tel Aviv

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Gett Taxi: How to ‘Get’ Around Tel Aviv

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You’re From New York? I Won’t Charge You for the Taxi

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Hotel Indigo Tel Aviv: Just for Business

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Banana Beach Tel Aviv: Come for the Drinks, Stay for the Watermelon

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TPOL’s Guide to A Night in Tel Aviv: Breakfast Included

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InterContinental David Tel Aviv: Worth Burning the Cert

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Wizz Air Terminal 1 Tel Aviv: Scammed at The Bus Station

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“You Leave Only with Passport!” Detained in Tel Aviv Again

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Wizz Air TLV-WAW Flight Review: Great Excuse for a Lousy Review

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Sheraton Warsaw: Putting Myself Back Together AgainInvalid request error occurred.

Boarding Pass Scam Resolved! Thanks Amex

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Mama Pho Warsaw? More Like Mama Huhua bowl of soup on a table

Pub Crawl Warsaw: An Excuse to Promote Sex Tourism?a glass of beer on a coaster

Folk Gospoda Warsaw: A Must Must Eat in Warsawa plate of food with a couple of small bowls of sauces

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Westin Warsaw: From Bloc to Brighta room with a desk and a lamp

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Churning Cards? Don’t Let Your Priority Pass Lapsea glass doors with a sign on the side

LOT Airlines: Only Direct Option from Warsaw to Skopjea jet plane parked on the tarmac

Macedonia: TPOL’s 100th Country

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Skopje Airport Transfer: Take the Busa bus parked at a station

Statues Skopje: Why So Many?a statue of a man on a horse in a city

Old Bazaar Skopje: Odd Kebab in an Odd Citya plate of food on a table

Skopski Merak: Where to Eat in Skopjea group of people sitting at tables outside a restaurant

Marriott Skopje: A Lot of Luxury for So Littlea large building with a statue of a lion in front of it

Guns & Butter: Skopje Travel Guidea large statue of a man riding a horse on a pedestal in a city

Albanian Riviera: Beautiful, But How Do You Get There?

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Folie Marine Albania: Party Like A Rockstar, BYOD

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Bollanos Hotel Albanian Riviera: Wait, Where Am I?a room with two beds and a bag of clothes

Santa Quaranta Beach Bar Albania: The Place for Horny Matches?

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Haircuts Abroad: Albania Editiona man with a white beard and mustache

Siranda to Tirana: The Perfect Minibusthe back of a car with headrests

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Salt Block District Tirana, Albania: Where TPOL Will Live*a group of people walking on a sidewalk next to a mural on a building

Mullixhiu Restaurant Tirana: This Is Why I Travela bowl of food with food on it

Tirana, Albania: Fantastic Food & Drink Guidea cup of coffee and a cigar on a table

Canceled! TPOL’s Move to Albaniaa screenshot of a graph

Air Serbia Tirana to Ljubljana: Fly Confidenta seat belt with buttons

Ljubljana, Slovenia: My Kind of Town for Arta statue of a dragon on a stone platform

Four Points Ljubljana: Not Near the Centrea building with a glass roof

Loo Blah Nah: Only a Taste of Slovenia

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Naughty Or Novel? Avoiding Airport Queuesa group of people in an airport

Priority Pass Ljubljana: There’s One Here Tooa sign with white text on it

Adria Airways: Flying Star Alliance Liverya plane on the runway

Sheraton Zurich: Points Save Me from a Hostela bed with a window and a city view

Glamour And Grime: My Time in Zuricha building with flags on the side of it

Kameha Grand Zurich: The Coolest Hotel in the Worlda room with white chairs and a television

404 Not Found: Priority Pass Lounge Zuricha lobby with a reception desk and a sign

Swiss Air Lines Zurich to Luxembourg: Just Sounds Richa seat in a plane

Park Inn Luxembourg: Central & Affordablea building with a sign on the side

Top to Bottom: Visiting Luxembourg Citya city with a tall tower and a river

Ryanair LUX-LIS: Not as Bad as Expecteda plane parked on a tarmac

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Restaurant Sunflower: Best Seafood Lisbon, Portugala plate of olives and a glass of wine

Bottom to Top: Doing Tourist Things in Lisbona city with red roofs and trees

Pop In Pub Crawl: Lisbon, Portugala group of people sitting at tables in a street

Radisson Lisbon: No Thank You

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Guns & Butter: Lisbon Travel Guide a street with tables and chairs in a city

Priority Pass Lisbon: Another PP for the Booksa sandwich on a plate next to a soda and a bottle

TAP Portugal LIS-MAD: 2 Gripes About a Short Flighta plane on the tarmac

Lost in Airports: Can’t You Read the Signs?a large glass walkway with a sign and people in it

Connecting in Madrid: Pack Extra Time Part IIa sign with different signs on it

Iberia MAD-SJU Business: Great to Fly Direct

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Traveling While Iraqi, Reading Signs, Misleading Hotels: Lessons from My #NoCollusion Trip

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