TPOL’s Travel & Fitness Intro

Travel & Fitness Intro is part of The Lost & Found Year(s): Covid Trip Report.


They took away the gym. TPOL had two choices: 1) Get happy fat. 2) Swear off the gym evermore while preparing himself for a life of exercise outside the gym.

Ironically, the first thing I did was get rid of my Peloton. After being on lockdown, the last thing I wanted to do was stay in my house. The next thing I did was dust off the TRX ropes (see COVID Workout: TRX, Of Course). That was only the beginning. What happened since was a creation of TPOL’s Beach Fitness Studio. I now have all of the equipment to turn into a Roman god and, perhaps, finally a strategy to work out when my travel does resume. If you’re sick of doing crunches in your living room, stay tuned for what I have in store (literally “in store” as some products will have affiliate links).

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Lamenting Labor Day 2020: A Look Back at Better Days

Lamenting Labor Day is part of The Lost & Found Year(s): Covid Trip Report.


I have not left this island since January, and it looks like I won’t go anywhere internationally until the middle of 2021 at the earliest. Labor Day used to be a day off from the grind, a day to appreciate doing nothing. As a professional blogger, TPOL can’t rest so Labor Day does not bring the same relief as it may to cubicle employees who have not bought my book (buy Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine). Still, doing nothing today by default is not my idea of a good time. I perused my Labor Day photos from the last 10 years and here’s what I found.

2019: Shanghai, China: I’m confused why life is normal over there now but it seems to be.

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2018: The day after Labor Day, I visited Rio Mar to tour the facilities. It would become my home (see House Hunters Puerto Rico: TPOL Finds His Home).

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2017: Remember college football (see Sorry Harbaugh, College Football Should Be Cancelled)? I was at the Michigan game opening weekend (see Michigan vs Florida: A Review Of Cowboy Stadium).

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2016: I don’t remember it. I was drugged in Medellin, Colombia (see Mystery Solved: TPOL’s Disappearance in Medellin).

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2015: I was leaving Mexico City (see Guns & Butter: Mexico City Travel Guide).

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2014: I was living in Ulaanbaatar (see Miserable Mongolia Trip Report).

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2013: I was in Seattle.

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2012: I was in Miami. I was also a professor of law at the time.

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2011: I was at the W Scottsdale. Look at all these dudes packed together.

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2010: I was working as a lawyer in Shanghai. Here was my view:

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The last decade has been a great ride (Happy New Year from TPOL: The Year & Hindsight Is 2020), but I never knew or could anticipate how much 2020 would suck.

Happy Labor Day 2020!

Alaska 65k Approved!

Well color me surprised. Last year all my BoA cards were closed. I called to find out why and they said it was because they couldn’t verify my address. I tried applying for cards again and kept getting rejected. I thought for sure I was cut off.

I saw the 65k offer and thought I would give it a shot. The approval was almost instant. I’m going to wait for the card to arrive before over celebrating. Oh, and I’ll need the world to go back to normal so I can use the miles.

 

What’s the Worst Discount Carrier?

Worst Discount Carrier is part of the #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL where I break my 100 country count mark. See the World Map for where I’ve been.


We’ve all heard the horror stories about flying Ryanair. Is it the worst discount carrier? No. Is its bad reputation exaggerated? Yes. I found this out on my 3-hour flight from Luxembourg City to Lisbon. The following ranking of best to worst of the discount carriers are based on my experiences, from mediocre to worst.

Note: I have not flown Spirit.

Note #2: This list is different than TPOL’s Worst Flight Experiences.

12. Wow Air (now defunct): What can beat $100 to Iceland? (see Whose Land Iceland Trip Report). wow air flight review

11. Southwest: Say what you want about Southwest and its cattle call boarding and its three connection routing, but when I lived in Scottsdale, Southwest was my shuttle to Las Vegas. And when I moved to Puerto Rico, Southwest let me check in my bags and golf clubs for free. But the best thing about Southwest is the Companion Pass. It took me everywhere for $5.60/one way (see SWA Companion Pass Trip Reports) with the option to change flights with no penalty.
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10. JetBlue: I switched from Southwest to JetBlue when I could no longer get approved for Chase credit cards (see Goodbye Southwest, Hello JetBlue.) Now, JetBlue is my new shuttle from Puerto Rico to New York. The problem with JetBlue is that it is never on time (JetBlue, The Greyhound of the Skies?), and it isn’t the most comfortable airline to fly (see JetBlue Flight Review: The Good, The Bad, & The Crude & JetBlue San Juan to NYC to Seattle: A Big Price to Pay for a Few Points Spent). On the other hand, JetBlue flies internationally (see JetBlued to BarbadosJetBlue to Colombia: Taking Advantage Of A Flash Sale). Customer service is also hit or miss (hit: Blizzard Gamble? Booking a JetBlue Full Revenue Fare, miss: JetBlue Flight Cancelled: Rebooked a Day Later?). I still can’t get over how they turn the lights on to push credit cards (see JetBlue, Don’t Push Credit Cards on Red-eyes!).Cartagena for 1080 points, I'll ride in cargo

9. Sky Airline: Do you respect wood? Then fly Sky Airline when you’re in Chile (see Sky Airline: A Discount Airline with a Wood Finish). Invalid request error occurred.

8. Caribbean Airlines: $24 to fly between my favorite islands in the Caribbean, Trinidad to Tobago, can’t be beat (see Caribbean Airlines to Tobago: $24 for Convenience).2017-05-04 00.03.33

7. Malindo Air: The name of the post is US Discount Carriers Take Note for a reason, though the cramped spacing was a problem.

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6. Precision Air: Precision is on the list because it has a bad reputation for delays and flight cancellations. I put it high on the list because of the inconvenient flight schedule. I took the short flight from Zanzibar and arrived in Dar Es Salaam at 9:40PM, leaving me stranded outside of the airport until 4AM (see Dar es Salaam Airport: To Hotel Or Park Bench?).

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5. Ryanair: My flight on Ryanair was basic (see Ryanair LUX-LIS: Not as Bad as Expected). I had low expectations but can’t say there was anything I hated about the experience. It’s high on the list because I believe in statistics and the norm for flying Ryanair is horrible. Eventually, I will experience that. a plane parked on a tarmac

4. Allegiant: Allegiant has received a lot of bad press (see Don’t Fly Allegiant!). From a safety perspective, I’m happy I had no issues (see Flew Allegiant: No Worries, No Problem). From a customer service perspective, I hate this airline. Patience is a prerequisite if you want to fly this airline. My annoyance begins with the cumbersome booking process and continues at the airport. Allegiant is always trying to tack on bag fees at the gate. Even though I know to travel light, it still makes my blood boil when they pull passengers aside and weigh their bags (see Allegiant Airlines Review: Expect Everything, Carry Nothing). And please do not try to rationalize the $5 charge for printing a boarding pass.

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3. Wizz Air: Speaking of boarding passes, let’s talk about Wizz Air which tried to charge me 35 euros for printing a boarding pass at the airport. I had attempted to download it on my phone via the app before arriving at the airport but that did not work (see Wizz Air Terminal 1 Tel Aviv: Scammed at The Bus Station). Fortunately, Amex came to my rescue and credited the charge (see Boarding Pass Scam Resolved! Thanks Amex). After that frustrating moment, I was inexplicably, inexcusably, and irrationally detained by Israel security (see “You Leave Only with Passport!” Detained in Tel Aviv Again). Then I boarded my Wizz Air flight and left for Warsaw and waited for my bags to arrive days later (see Bags Recovered! Ending My Tel Aviv Ordeal). Invalid request error occurred.

2. Easyjet: My boarding pass and detention story is why I have no love for Wizz Air. My experience with Easyjet’s product itself is why it is #2 on this list. Like Allegiant, take your blood pressure medication because things are going to get bumpy. That’s why the title of my review is EasyJet: Know Before You Go. First, if you’re flying Easyjet from London, realize that you have to go to the inconvenient Gatwick airport (see National Express: Bus From Heathrow to Gatwick). Second, print your boarding pass before you go. Sound familiar? Like Allegiant, be mindful of what bags you bring. Worse than Allegiant, the seats are awfully cramped. Prepare to be squished.

1. Frontier: The winner for worst discount carrier and simultaneously worst company is Frontier! Let’s start with why flying Frontier is awful. There’s a fee for everything (see Free without the ‘R’ spells FEE). Second, there’s this list of complaints from my post Frontier: Rivaling Allegiant For Worst Airline:

  • The seats do not recline, at all.
  • The tray table, an impromptu pillow, is tiny. This makes sense because everything including a Diet Coke is a charge.
  • The armrest is wobbly. Every few seconds, some passenger was flipping it up or down. I can’t figure out where else I have heard that annoying rattling sound.
  • The flight attendants feel the need to make an announcement at the top of their lungs. They really pushed the 40k Frontier Barclays card.
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If those factors don’t dissuade you from flying Frontier then please read about how Frontier is the Super Spreader of Covid to Puerto Rico. Frontier even had the audacity to send a blogger to Puerto Rico during the pandemic to chronicle how great it was to get away during this time of death and despair. TPOL was instrumental in getting that post removed (see Post TPOL, Frontier Erases Alfredo’s Adventure to Puerto Rico), an act of cowardice by an awful company. a screenshot of a social media post

Overall

I miss Wow Air. I have contempt for Frontier. The rest I would fly because ultimately it’s about getting from point A to point B.


Worst Discount Carrier is part of the #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL where I break my 100 country count mark. See the World Map for where I’ve been.

Ryanair LUX-LIS: Not as Bad as Expected

Ryanair Flight Review is part of the #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL where I break my 100 country count mark. See the World Map for where I’ve been.


I have read and heard so many bad things about Ryanair. I expected a charge for anything and everything including the oxygen masks. Instead, I found no hidden charges. Yes the plane is cramped, and yes there are no complimentary snacks. But for $50, who cares? If the price is right, I can endure the misery so long as I get to my destination promptly. In this case, I did. And that’s good enough for me.

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Global Entry Automatically Approved! No Interview Required

When I tried to renew my Global Entry, I received a six-month extension. I originally signed up for it in 2014 before moving to Mongolia. I waited for the email to have my interview scheduled and finally received an email stating that my status had changed. To my surprise, no interview was required and my Global Entry was extended for another 5 years. I received the card in the mail and activated it online. Ms. TPOL, on the other hand, must go to her interview.

Glitch or good fortune?

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Now, if only I could leave the country (see The Lost & Found Year(s): Covid Trip Report).

Simply The Best: August 2020

There’s no Simply The Worst for August like there was in July. Here are the best posts from August 2020:

  1. ANA Trip Recap: Get Like Me

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    In the words of David Banner, “Get Like Me.” Here’s why.
  2. Recap! TPOL in Shanghai

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    Let’s look back at the great time TPOL had in Shanghai when he lived there as an expat.
  3. EVA Air Flight Review TPE-JFK: The Best Business Class

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    Krug is only found on first-class flights. But what do we have here?
  4. TPOL’s Biggest Fears: Some Conquered, Some Endure

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    After swimming with crocs in Darwin, braving the rapids in Bhutan, and paragliding in Pokhara, I started to wonder what Red Bull activity I would not try.
  5. TPOL Knows Cologne, Just Don’t Buy It on a Plane

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    Don’t buy cologne in the air. Don’t buy it in a department store. Buy it online, after you test it, of course.
  6. Expat Lessons: Shanghai

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    This was my first expat move since leaving Mongolia in 2014. Life lessons were learned there but that’s for my next book, not the blog (buy Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine). Here’s what I learned in Shanghai this time around.
  7. Guns & Butter: Pokhara, Nepal Travel Guide (Cautionary Edition)

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    Food and paragliding made Pokhara worth visiting. Trekking would have made it more special. Maybe next time when the Pokhara International Airport opens.

Top to Bottom: Visiting Luxembourg City

Visiting Luxembourg City is part of the #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL where I break my 100 country count mark. See the World Map for where I’ve been.


After watching The Patriot on Amazon, an overlooked but hysterical show, I wanted to go to Luxembourg. Granted, the show was filmed in Prague but the events took place in Luxembourg City. I stayed at the Park Inn, a more than adequate hotel in the business side of the Luxembourg. Here’s what I did the first night.a river running through a city a black metal staircase on a building a city with buildings and trees a building with a fence and bushes a sign on a wall a bridge over a river a park with a bridge and treesI was there.

L’Observatoire Bar at the Sofitel 

Looking for a great view of the city, head to the Sofitel hotel.

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Walk Across the Adolphe Bridge 

You’ve seen it from on high, now walk across the bridge to the Old Town.

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Explore the Old Town 

Walking through old towns throughout the world is one of my favorite activities. It doesn’t require a tour guide nor does it require a destination (see Astray in Old Town: Great Places to Get Lost).

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Some of the old town is too modern for my taste. It reminded me of Yu Garden Shanghai where every chain restaurant was on display and where every opportunity for price gouging was available (see Don’t Pay $30 for Tacos).

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Could this be the only Chi-chi’s that’s still in business?

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Mussels  

Do stop for some mussels. For 20 euros it’s the best deal in Luxembourg.

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Back to Exploring 

If you managed to hold on to get past the city center, you’ll enjoy the quiet streets that follow.

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Lost 

Lost, I ended up at a bar below a bridge. a bridge with a bridge over it a water next to a stone wallFound

The bar had my favorite beer.

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Walk Home

Walking home, I had the opportunity to take more photos.

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Partying 

Luxembourg is full of bankers that do more than go to work and go home. Unfortunately, I was there on a weekday so the bar area called “Rives de Clausen” was empty. I found my way to an Irish pub that was lively but closed early.

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TPOL’s TIP: Though it is tough to plan, it is advisable to go to small cities on the weekend to see what the party scene is like. Big cities usually have something going on every night.

Overall

I saw Luxembourg City from top to bottom. And I mean that in the literal sense from the bar at the Sofitel to the bar at the bottom of the bridge.

ANA Trip Recap: Get Like Me

ANA Trip Recap is the conclusion of the ANA, Take Me ‘Round the World Trip Report.


In the words of David Banner, “Get Like Me.” Here’s why:

Award Booking OCD = Fortnite Addiction

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Booked! ANA RTW: 22,000 Miles in Glorious Business

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United Polaris: Best US Carrier Lounge by Default

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United Polaris EWR-BRU: The Horror Show!

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Relax, Gate Info Coming

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Brussels Airlines THE LOFT Lounge: Buffet of Beers

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Lufthansa Equipment Change: BRU-MUC

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Lufthansa Business Class Lounge Munich: Pretzel & Nap

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Lufthansa Business MUC-OLB: Where’s OLB?

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Travel Planning: Check Prices Or Just Go?

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Sardinia: The Isola of Expensive Taxis

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Porto Cervo, Sardinia: My Yacht Is Bigger

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TPOL’s Best Travel Advice: Stick to the Plan!

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Hotel Cervo: Luxury in the City Center

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Hotel Luci di la Muntagna: My Other Hotel in Porto Cervo

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Guns & Butter: Porto Cervo, Sardinia Travel Guide (Party Edition)

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Travel Anxiety Sucks: Can It Be Prevented?

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Lounge Review: There’s a Priority Pass in Olbia, Sardinia!

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W Hotel Barcelona: Don’t Miss the Day

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For One Night Only: Barcelona Party Guide

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Priority Pass Barcelona: Check Lounge Reviews Before Travel Plans

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Turkish Business Barcelona to Istanbul: Glad to Lie Flat

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New Turkish Airlines Lounge Review: I Miss Chuck E. Cheese

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Turkish Business IST to Beirut: Just the Basics

Turkish Business Istanbul Beirut Flight Review

Searching for the Best Shawarma Beirut

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Hilton Beirut Habtoor Grand: Suite? Spa? Breakfast? Yes!

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IC Phoencia vs. Le Vendome Beirut: Either Way, Time to Splurge

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Ahlein: Priority Pass Lounge Review Beirut

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Guns & Butter: (Overrated) Beirut Travel Guide

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Turkish Business Beirut to Istanbul: Lamb Chop!

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Turkish Business IST-PVG: Really, 2-3-2?

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Intermission

This trip was interrupted by my expat assignment, also known as TPOL in Shanghai. Read the recap of that trip, Recap! TPOL in Shanghai, represented by this photo:

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And now back to the ass kickin’, ANA, ‘Round the World conquest.

Juneyao Airlines: My Panda Express to Chengdu

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Panda Panda: Chengdu Panda Visitor Guide

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老码头火锅: Best Hot Pot Chengdu

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Grand Hyatt Chengdu: Where Pandas Sleep

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Help! I Don’t Know What Terminal My Flight Departs From

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Buying Cheaper Tickets at the Airport

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Air China Lounge Chengdu Vs. Priority Pass

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Air China Business Chengdu Kathmandu: Sleeping Through Breakfast

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How to Book a Trip to Bhutan

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Nepal Visa on Arrival, Needed Even in Transit

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Priority Pass Kathmandu: Best Food in the PP Network

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Drukair: My Flight to Bhutan to Find Happiness

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Finding Happiness: Bhutan Day 1

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Finding Happiness: Bhutan Day 2

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Total Consciousness: Golfing in Bhutan

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Finding Happiness: Bhutan Day 3

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Guided Tours: Like Attending Class, It’s Boring But Sometimes Useful

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Finding Penis (Happiness): Bhutan Day 4

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Finding Happiness: Tiger’s Nest (Bhutan Day 5)

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Beware of Selfie Death!

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Finding Happiness: Bhutan Day 5 (Post Tiger’s Nest)

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Traveling to Bhutan? Contact Bucket List Adventure

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Finding Happiness: TPOL’s Search for the Point of Life in Bhutan

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Guns & Butter: Bhutan Travel Guide (Happiness Edition)

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A 45 Minute Time Difference in Kathmandu? Stupidity Knows No Bounds

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Master Bargainer: TPOL’s TIPS for Shopping Abroad

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Why I Lie to Taxi Drivers About Where I’m From

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Hyatt Regency Kathmandu: It’s A Different World Out There

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Guns & Butter: Kathmandu Travel Guide (Bargaining Edition)

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Nepal Domestic Flight Misery

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Yeti Airlines: Finally Taking Off from Kathmandu to Pokhara

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Souvenir Pricing Guide: Pokhara, Nepal

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Rip-off Alert: Golfing in the Himalayas

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Big Pillow Pokhara: Better Accommodation in a Backpack Town

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Paragliding Pokhara: Born to Be Alive

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TPOL’s Biggest Fears: Some Conquered, Some Endure

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My Fault vs. This Place Sucks: How to Grade Destinations

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Guns & Butter: Pokhara, Nepal Travel Guide (Cautionary Edition)

The One-Horned Rhino: My Safari in Chitwan, Nepal

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OMAAT: The Hell Journey from Chitwan to Kathmandu

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Easy-Boarding Lounge Guangzhou: Don’t Pass on This Priority (If It’s Open)

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China Southern’s Pork Dumpling Flight Review

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Four Points Shanghai, Daning: The Best TPOL’s Seen

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Air China PVG-TPE: Good ZZZ

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Eva Air Lounge Taipei: Don’t Arrive Early

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TPOL Knows Cologne, Just Don’t Buy It on a Plane

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EVA Air Flight Review TPE-JFK: The Best Business Class

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Welcome to USA: The Anticlimactic Return

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Hotel Indigo Brooklyn: Just Basic

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Rainy Season? Visa? Lessons from Travel (ANA Edition)

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Rainy Season? Visa? Lessons from Travel (ANA Edition)

I created the page, TPOL’s Travel Lessons, to document all the dumb things I did in the hopes I’d learn from my mistakes. Here’s what I learned from my ANA, Take Me ‘Round the World Trip Report.